Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[N-Sunderland]

From Duck Teamspeak, when we were discussing how the casters would react to Squash captaining as an engineer in Cogs vs. BFS:

Qwerty's probably going to be like "NOBODY'S GOING TO BE ON THE HELM OF THAT SHIP!!!"

[Keon]

qwerty's reaction: [doesn't notice]

I really feel like each of the teams needs to send in a paragraph about what they plan on doing.

eg: "This week, Squash is going to be piloting the ship as an engineer. The goal is that he does main hull repair when it needs help."

[N-Sunderland]

And they could add on a note saying "That's lesmok, not greased"

[Keon]

So, according to lord dick tim, airmines are now "Whale turds"

They're everywhere.

[Lord Dick Tim]

It was fitting, dropping mines out of the back of a Galleon called 'Sky Whale', as the pyramdion is about to kill us they strike one of the aptly named "Whale Turds" and veer off course.  Only to kill us a moment later, but it was worth it.

[Plasmarobo]

Me: "Skyraider, stop mining our allies!"

Skyraider: "When I have access to mines there are no allies, only enemies."

[Piemanlives]

Locutus of Borg: I'm Going to mine Kirk's spire!

After a few moments of mining the spire.

Kirk:Uh guys, that's not me.

Me: What?

Over captains chat

Me: Are you alright over there?

Riku: Everything's burning!

[Gambrill]

Gunner: why is this gun so c**p?

Me: what do you mean?

Gunner: it doesn't reach them whenever I aim at them...

Me: (noticing its a mortar) aim higher and it'll reach them.

Gunner: but what if it goes too far?

I had to stop for a second to smash my head in with my keyboard.

[Keon]

Hey, it's not like I can hit with a mortar either...

[Mill Wilkinson]

Hey, it's not like I can hit with a mortar either...

Lesmok for magic things to happen.
Also, close range brawliiiiiiiiinggggggg!!! *rips shirt*

[James T. Kirk]

*Flying on a ship with B'lenna, Rokith, and Darkthing*

Rokith (in an amazing George Takai voice): "Oh my. Captain. We seem to have done quite well last match."

Random guy: "Hey Darkthing, if Rokith is really Sulu, than you're messing up the whole Trekkie thing."

Darkthing: "I'm space itself."

[N-Sunderland]

"Everybody on guns, we're going for an Alpha strike!"

-Keyvias

[Piemanlives]

"CAKE TOUCHED IT"

~Various people in the BBS stream chat

[N-Sunderland]

Fargo: "Sammy, you like Ivan more than me, don't you!"

Sammy: "Define... Ivan..."

[Keon]

Firestone: "It's called guns of icarus, not... wrench of icarus!"