Author Topic: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online  (Read 100303 times)

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1215 on: April 19, 2017, 08:31:06 pm »
*while in a preview match for Alliance with youtubers*

Dev- Bubbles: bosssss
Dev- Bubbles: back up

Ender: WELL CRAP

Ender's ship: *dies*

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1216 on: April 20, 2017, 11:37:32 am »
Not from Guns of Icarus but appropriate:
My job as Captain is to never take you into a situation you can't handle.
Your job as crew is to be so brilliant that there is no situation I can't take you into.

Offline Hoja Lateralus

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1217 on: April 21, 2017, 08:09:06 pm »
A: [says something]
B: Come again?
A: Don't say "come again", because it has... sexual connotations
B: Oh, okay I guess, I'll try to speak differently
C: Could you ejaculate once more please? I didn't quite catch that.

Offline Schwalbe

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1218 on: April 22, 2017, 09:26:16 am »
[during band's rehearsal]

Sch [bassist]: My fucking tendom and wrist hurts, huh
Mef [guitarist]: Bad warm up, what were you expecting? I couldn't get a decent warm up too...
Sch: ...your wife was watching?

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1219 on: June 03, 2017, 05:00:13 pm »
Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1220 on: June 04, 2017, 11:08:50 am »
Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.

You have to learn to swallow that fact.
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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1221 on: June 04, 2017, 04:59:10 pm »
Schwalbe: WHAT. IS. MY PURPOSE.
Isla: Your purpose is to be Schwalbe.
Schwalbe: OH. MY GOD.

You have to learn to swallow that fact.
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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1222 on: June 14, 2017, 08:08:17 am »
"Destroy the sly motherfucker!"

~Daniel

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1223 on: July 02, 2017, 06:13:35 pm »
Sch: Yeah, I gotta get up tomorrow and tidy up a year old dust in my flat.

arsgrabba: Jesus, ok?

Sch: Dude.
Sch: Last time I had fairly free day
Sch: I mean, like, doing fuck all with no remorse and no pressure?
Sch: Something around beginning of the November
Sch: I finished this academic year on Wednesday
Sch: So, yeah, I didn't have fucking time to tidy up the dust regularly...

arsgrabba: Sounds like you need a woman Schwalbe.

Sch:

 

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1224 on: August 19, 2017, 04:56:42 pm »
Sch: But... why did you have to have that test?

Lord Rho Of Sealand: Oh you know, I'm doing a minor.

Sch & co: HAHAHAHAHA

Rho: ...shit. I meant getting a minor degree. -  _-

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1225 on: September 03, 2017, 07:29:56 am »
Mashigan: I swear to God, this build [front and back artemis, side banshee squid] would never work if we hadn't two gunners.

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1226 on: October 26, 2017, 05:55:45 pm »
MightyKeb: that awkward moment when you have too much for 2v2 and not enough for 3v3
MightyKeb: its the lobby definition of being between normal and lesmok mine range


Wolf One: Im sad now
Aayra: crippling deppression like all of us, I assume?
Wolf One: shhhh, dont awaken it
Aayra: it is always there
Aayra: luckily we have memes
Aayra: like gunner class


Mezhu: Im being harassed by this CA, I need another CA to come here


KeijoPertti: this tool order, how do you even manage it?
Kadetti Lola Ellpuu: you abandon match


Frostbound: we are cyber bullies
Frostbound: you would think I am a CA, but Im actually a CB


Aayra: this fucking guy
Aayra: cancelled 100% of my pre-buffs. I prebuff it, he hits it one more time so there is no prebuff ever until the end of times
Frostbound: one of these crewmembers is not like the others


Analus: m´lady
Aayra: *tips fedora*
KapteinKoek: out


Aayra: how long until you are done with the match
Extirminator: 1
Aayra: 1 what
Extirminator: lifetime of despair


Extirminator: *playing Digimon Masters Online*
Aayra: wtf
Aayra: are you playing
Aayra: you failure
Extirminator: AAYRA IM A DIGIMON MASTER



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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1227 on: October 31, 2017, 02:37:34 am »
Schwalbe: Hey girl, are you a church?
AbbyTheRat: ............
Schwalbe: Cause you're gonna be smoking tonight!
AbbyTheRat: Ok, that went better than I expected.

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1228 on: November 02, 2017, 05:27:57 pm »
Dev Bubbles: HOW THE HELL ARE YOU FLYING CORSAIR AND STORMBREAKER IN PVP???
Dev Bubbles: OMG

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Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Reply #1229 on: November 03, 2017, 07:19:33 pm »
[To somewhat balance out the lobby, we ran out the joke build]
[We took Mobula with 5 flamethrowers and I had it called "Varg Vikernes" for obvious reasons]

Hoja Lateralus: Do you want your spire medium rare, or perhaps well done?

Schwalbe: Hey girl, are you a church?
Schwalbe: Cause you're gonna be smoking tonight!