Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[FightBoyVash]

"And homework? It's called homework, but they expect you to do it in class. Fuck school."

-hizumi

But I need good grades to get a good job to make more money to kickstart Adventure mode!

[Morblitz]

Just watched the stream for the Paddling Vs Merry Northern Storm on Duel at Dawn.

"Fuck! I thought we had them on this map!"

-Qwerty

[N-Sunderland]

Just watched the stream for the Paddling Vs Merry Northern Storm on Duel at Dawn.

"Fuck! I thought we had them on this map!"

-Qwerty

I love his use of "we" XD

[Letus]

"No no no no no no no!"

-Rethburn

[Captain Roy]

"I think of Qwerty and Swollow being two men in a relationship whilst sharing one computer"

-Rethburn, during one of Qwertys Live streams

[Keon]

Well, anything said about Qwerty/Swallow fanfics on Occasionally Effective's chat stays in the chat.

[Coldcurse]

No more Junkers with only Flare guns!

-captain phoenix

Longest Rave Party EVURRR!

-coldcurse

[Captain Lockheart]

I got a ridiculous two

Captain Phoenix: im not as arrogant as i could be

Captain Phoenix:Im the best junker pilot ever

[Coldcurse]

I got a ridiculous two

Captain Phoenix: im not as arrogant as i could be

Captain Phoenix:Im the best junker pilot ever

Captain Phoenix: Im the most amazing captain

[Yiski]

This happens anytime when I play during the evening on weekdays.

Zill: Yiski why aren't you shooting?

Yiski: Lag.

Zill: Fuck!

[Coldcurse]

I got a ridiculous two

Captain Phoenix: im not as arrogant as i could be

Captain Phoenix:Im the best junker pilot ever

Captain Phoenix: Im the most amazing captain

Captain phoenix: we can blame lockheart for my mistakes

[Keon]

Sammy was trying to get his cogs ship. Hillarity follows,

[Morblitz]

I think Sammy attempting to get an uncooperative crewman's attention by singing at them was particularly awesome.

[Dragmyre]

Cannot remember who said it, but

"well I'm Canadian, and I'm sorry."

[Letus]

"Engineers don't get enough credit.  When the game is over and you don't die, it's all 'yay!'  But when everything goes wrong, the Engineer always gets yelled at."

-MasX
(paraphrased)