Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Mod Josie]

Jawjee: " MY HULL, MY HULL, MY KINGDOM FOR A HULL"

That's my bit!

We can share it <3

[NallyNally]

SkyLordGreg: -In regards to a powder monkey joining midgame- "Well you're the captain! You have to show him how to play!"
Captain Phoenix: -Gets off the helm- "This here is a staaaaaircaaaase! You can go up the stairs and you can go dooooown the staaaairs! This is a guuuun! You shooooot the guuuuun!"

I don't remember it word for word, but it was something along those lines. Glorious and hilarious indeed.

[Deltajugg]

[Myroc]

*On a junker with the new traveler theme*

Person #1: "How do you like the new theme?"
Person #2: "I feel like I could go below-decks an order a transexual prostitute."

[B'Elanna]

*On a junker with the new traveler theme*

Person #1: "How do you like the new theme?"
Person #2: "I feel like I could go below-decks an order a transsexual prostitute."

(.whisper. you don't "order" a prostitute. you exchange money for services they provide!)

[Richard LeMoon]

"You know what that ship in front of us smells like?"

Crew: "Oh god."

"MOONSHINE!"

[Myroc]

(.whisper. you don't "order" a prostitute. you exchange money for services they provide!)

I'm just quoting, go talk to the guy who actually said it. (His name sadly escapes me, however.)

[Sammy B. T.]

Recounting a conversation with B'Elanna

Skrimskraw: I asked her
Skrimskraw: and then she started to talk to me as if i was a cat

[James T. Kirk]

Melon: Kirk, what's the drumming sound?

Me (over clearly audible drum sounds): What? I don't hear anything.

Melon: Kirk. You tell me what those drum sounds are, or I leave you guys for Iris.

[Skrimskraw]

frostbound: "OK OK OK  WE´RE FUCKING DEAD, DEAD, WE ARE DYING.. ok we are still alive."

[Jawjee]

Captain Lockheart: "Scrim is love. Scrim is Life."

[Richard LeMoon]

"Our galleon is taking heavy fire. Tank the hull, we are moving to block the shots."

Me, flying a Mobula.

[Captain Lockheart]

Me: " Good job Rainer, you brought a support ship to go with my support ship"

RainerZuFall: " I hate you"

[GeoRmr]

"I'm not a newbie .. I lost all my levels .. somehow -_-"

~ Lexy

[James T. Kirk]

"Man the aft guns!"

-Annonomus