SkyLordGreg: -In regards to a powder monkey joining midgame- "Well you're the captain! You have to show him how to play!"
Captain Phoenix: -Gets off the helm- "This here is a staaaaaircaaaase! You can go up the stairs and you can go dooooown the staaaairs! This is a guuuun! You shooooot the guuuuun!"
I don't remember it word for word, but it was something along those lines. Glorious and hilarious indeed.