Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Dementio]

Have the Muses fixed you?

[Hoja Lateralus]

I'm not a-muse-d

[ShadedExalt]

"I don't agree with EVERYTHING Gilder says, like Hades squid not working.  It clearly does, just needs a good gunner and is easily countered by other hades snipers like pyra.  Gilder is like the bible;  It has a lot of good quirks that people like, but once in a while you can easily spot out bullshit."

                                                                                                                                                                                                             -MightyKeb 2015

[MightyKeb]

"I don't agree with EVERYTHING Gilder says, like Hades squid not working.  It clearly does, just needs a good gunner and is easily countered by other hades snipers like pyra.  Gilder is like the bible;  It has a lot of good quirks that people like, but once in a while you can easily spot out bullshit."
                                                                                                                                                                                                             -MightyKeb 2015

And from that day forth, Man betrayeth Gilder.

[GurasOguras]

Schwalbe: He killed our ally! Attack! Oh I'm sorry That's our ally... umm.. oops... I am munker I don't care

Guras: We are in the ass (literal translation from Polish "We are f*cked")
Schwalbe: said sperm to sperm

Schwalbe: We can run away, or die in glory. I choose the second option
Guras: LONG LIVE THE ANUS!

And my favourite one:
*In the lobby*
Random ally captain: *Go! go! Ready up!*
*Match start*
Schwalbe: That was your mistake
Schwalbe with very calm psychedelic voice: *to the crew* Gentlemen... Mines, please.

Note to self: Don't. Ever. Fuck. With Schwalbe. ~26.04.2015

[Hoja Lateralus]

Schwalbe: We can run away, or die in glory. I choose the second option
Guras: LONG LIVE THE ANUS!

That was.... weird

Note to self: Don't. Ever. Fuck. With Schwalbe. ~26.04.2015

That's what she said

[MightyKeb]

Schwalbe: We can run away, or die in glory. I choose the second option
Guras: LONG LIVE THE ANUS!

That was.... weird

Note to self: Don't. Ever. Fuck. With Schwalbe. ~26.04.2015

That's what she said

You're all right, nobody wants their ass Schredded!

[Dementio]

"I will staminize the fuck out of these guns!" - GunGryphon / Epsilon-Eagle

[MightyKeb]

"I will staminize the fuck out of these guns!" - GunGryphon / Epsilon-Eagle

Do you even labor work out

[Aayra]

Allien: your clan tag makes you look fat.


....: like this guy,with 2500 games:
....: "merc is soo much better than hades. a good merc gunner is incomparably valuable to a good hades gunner"
....: uhm whatever what ammo do u want me to use on merc
....: "use incendiary"
....: k cya


RolandTelcontar: what do you use for recording?
SapphireGold: I use potato
SapphireGold: potato.exe


FredTheFifth: Ehm what should I fly...what is better than hwachafish...
RethBurn: double hwacha fish


*after a match with 4 flare mobula full of lag and blindness*
RethBurn: we won with our superior computers and lack of eyes.


Aayra: that galleon lasted for long to be fair
Extirminator: it lasted longer than I would


*dicsussion in lobby about ammo or something*
TazmanianBear (6): everyone´s all argumentative
TazmanianBear (6): I want to argue
TazmanianBear (6): but I don´t know shit


TazmanianBear (6): I ´ve only lost 2 games boys
TazmanianBear (6): if u make me lose a third
TazmanianBear (6): I ´ll eat all of you
TazmanianBear (6): I am super fat
TazmanianBear (6): I can do it

[Schwalbe]

....: like this guy,with 2500 games:
....: "merc is soo much better than hades. a good merc gunner is incomparably valuable to a good hades gunner"
....: uhm whatever what ammo do u want me to use on merc
....: "use incendiary"
....: k cya

[Aayra]

Extirminator: you know that feeling when you join a squid and it is dying and you are just standing there pretending to be still loading, waiting for it to die...and then you feel awkward.

[AbbyTheRat]

See Attached

[MagKel]

Rowho....... -Savage Squid action at the end there
thinkspike.. -Porn Title

[RethBurn]

[After a talk about different exams]
RethBurn: So I'll leave you to it, then.
FredTheFifth: Yeah, you too, good luck.
RethBurn: Yeah, good luck.
Fred: Cya then.

...


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Reth: I mean I'm still going to be here, just not talking.
Fred: Oh, right, that was awkward.