END OF TURN 23Piemanlives:You go back inside the laboratory and begin writing a letter to... well every authority related to science and technology you know, I guess. "To: Bill Nye the Science Guy, Neil deGrasse Tyson, Gabe Newell, Mark Zuckerberg, Edward Snowden, NASA and Google...". You explain in your letter that you'd like to get your high energy kinetic rail-cannons certified as a sentient being, for god knows what. You then install an AI core in it, even though you're not sure where it came from, really. (The AI core will be installed in turn 25). (The cannons will start working again in turn 25). With so much improv, you can only hope all goes well. (You will receive the response to your letter in the next end of turn). The Wall can't attack you because you're inside the laboratory.
Ongoing action: Installing AI core on cannons.
Stuff: Tunnel machine (deployed).
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 67/100
macmacnick:You go into the laboratory and start working on an advanced handheld sticky mine launcher and a portable banshee rocket launcher. As you start gathering materials you see a note on a table that says "Dude, use the book". You shrug and drop it in the garbage bin, and continue making stuffs. (The advanced handheld sticky mine launcher will be ready in turn 25). (The portable banshee rocket launcher will be ready in turn 27).
Ongoing action: Making the advanced handheld sticky mine launcher and the portable banshee rocket launcher.
Stuff: Robot, magical notebook.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 0
HP: 60/100
Misc.: Armor.
Achievements: Love thy GM...
Coldcurse:You arrive to the hospital and use the baby sign to create a barrier against Cheesy. (The baby sign is now hanging just outside the barrier and is no longer in your stuff). One of the AIs in your ship runs around and steps on redria's foot, which causes her to grab your longsword with one hand and go "totally bezerk" on him. After the AI is dead and a new one spawns, you clap and tell her she can keep the sword because you have another one anyway. Once off the ship, you see Cheesy starts bouncing on the balloon and sets it on fire. (You can't use your Junker until you repair it). The Wall is not affected by the barrier you made and throws a brick at your head.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 7
HP: 43/100
Cheesy Crackers:You use the little culture there is from the Wall to spawn more magma-ish cubical minions and use them to attack other players and defend the Wall. (4 magma-ish cubical minions are now in your stuff). You then see Coldcurse has put up a barrier with the baby sign so you can't go inside the hospital, so you decide to go bounce on his ship to set it on fire. The Wall throws a rock at you even though you're helping it, because it is a douche like that.
Stuff: Smart moving wall minions (x41), magma-ish cubical minions (x43.5).
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 8
HP: 55/99
Misc.: Turned into a magma-ish cubical minion (for your whole life).
Gryphos Felldawning:You use Grond on the Wall and get a decent hit... which is still a lot of damage caused, considering what you're working with. The ground shakes and the Wall loses a lot of bricks, but it has too much HP to be thrown down just yet. The Wall then throws a rock at you for being too OP. A magma-ish cubical minion hits you as well, now that they're all guarding the Wall. You should probably go to the hospital now.
Stuff: Grond.
Damage dealt: 2762
Damage taken: 17 (9 from Wall, 8 from minion).
HP: 28/100
Achievements: Reference letters.
BdrLineAzn:You go out and start shooting at the Wall with the super real cool awesome beautiful peashooter in one hand and the bubble-atron-inator-thingy in the other, since you weren't able to decide which one to use, apparently. You're also very certain that you're dealing just the same amount of damage anyone else would... just saying. The Wall throws a brick at you as a friendly reminder that you should take cover before attacking. A magma-ish cubical minion attacks you as well.
Stuff: Super real cool awesome beautiful peashooter, Bubble-atron-inator-thingy.
Damage dealt: 2372 (791 from Peashooter, 1581 from Bubble gun).
Damage taken: 8 (6 from Wall, 2 from minion).
HP: 51/100
Achievements: ... -The Sign Painter.
Ariden:You hear someone ask you to pick a number from 1 to 4. You don't know who this person is, but he sure sounds awesome! You say you choose the number 4 and the certainly very awesome guy tells you he's gonna roll. "Damn, it's a 1. Well, keep playing for great prizes and stuff!". You wake up and see the ship is on fire. Thank goodness hydrogen doesn't explode in this game. You get off of the ship and realize you're in front of the hospital with Coldcurse and redria. The Wall throws a rock at you because it's so evil. A magma-ish cubical minion passes by and attacks you.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 7 (5 from Wall, 2 from minion).
HP: 85/100
Other Damage:3363 from Firing Range (1490 from catapult, 0 from cannon, 485 from wrecking ball).
1800 from Robot (900 to max HP)
5814 from Bomb Factory (1838 from bomb factory, 2138 from bombs in the catapult, 0 from bombs in the cannon, 1838 from bombs in the mine-launcher).
2439 from Impact-mine Mine-launcher.
1092 from Tunnel Machine.
363 from Ivy.
873 from Mold.
The laboratory:Speeds up the creation of new weapons and gadgets and other sci-fi goodies.
You can upgrade weapons here for extra damage.
Has a really sweet bathroom (+1 HP to anyone who uses it).
Status: Finished.
The fort numero uno:Gives +15 defense to anyone staying inside of it.
Holds up to 3 people.
Status: Finished.
The catapult:First siege unit of the game.
Effective attacking cities.
Can be used by many people in one turn (only one shot for each person).
Status: Finished.
The Llaw:+1 Culture output for every Wall.
-5% Accuracy for everyone directly attacking the Wall.
Allows research to commence on upgrading the Wall's arsenal.
Deals damage to the Wall for every construction turn.
Status: Finished.
The other Wall:Defense bonus to anyone behind it.
Allows to use long range weapons without losing cover.
Holds up to 6 people.
Producing: +1 Culture.
Status: Finished.
High energy kinetic rail-cannons:
Deal damage to the Wall... I don't really know what kind.
Can be used by many people in one turn.
Status: Offline until turn 25.
Bomb factory:Produces bombs that get thrown at the Wall automatically every turn.
Has expansions for other existing weapons.
Status: Finished.
The hospital:Helps recover more HP each turn to anyone inside it.
Has a really good cafeteria (+1 HP to anyone who uses it).
Status: Finished.
The wrecking ball:She came in like a wrecking ball.
She never hit so hard in love.
Can be used by many people in one turn.
Status: Finished.
The firing range:Shoots every long range weapon placed inside of it.
Holds up to 5 weapons.
Status: Finished.
Inside: The catapult, the wrecking ball, the high energy kinetic rail-cannons.
Impact-mine mine-launcher:Throws impact-mines at the Wall automatically.
Is a cake related thing.
Status: Finished.
Ice fortress:Heals Jawjee, Coldcurse and the Husky Titans when they're inside.
Deals damage to anyone else inside it.
Has a workbench to make weapons.
Status: Finished.
The shelter:Gives cover to everyone inside it.
Holds up to 5 people.
Is the closest building to the Wall.
Has a nice bar and buffet area (+ 2 HP to anyone who uses it).
Has a special sniper nest for BdrLine and his peashooter only.
Status: Finished.
The Wall:HP: 823092/995200
Status: Pfft, you guys...
Producing: +1 Culture
Perks: Incendiary Pebbles II
WEEEEEEEEEEOW turn 24 is now, go!
