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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2014, 01:52:09 am »
*Mac Joins the Game*
*Works Furiously to launch a cake invasion and ends up sending an armada of 256 ships against the wall*
Ships will be incoming in +1 turn.

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2014, 02:21:53 am »
*Coldcurse takes 1 turn*
Coldcurse uses item "mine" and drops it onto the laboratory.
Coldcurse then flis with his junker next to the wall and grabs a white paintbrush. He writes "Screw you Cheesy Cracker :D" on the wall and flies off.
Cheesy Cracker gains rage bonus equal to diceroll * 2. Rage Bonus doesn't affect damage output.

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2014, 02:43:54 am »
I begin constructing the "The Llaw" to spread the Walls' culture and brainwash more people, recruiting them or reducing their efficiency. I also spend all the rage gained from Coldcurse to furiously paint the words "Coldcurse is banned from entering" on a sign and hang it up outside. The Llaw also recruits police officers.

The Llaw gives the wall
+1 Culture output
+47% more holy radiating light (Reduces accuracy)
+Allows research to commence on upgrading the walls arsenal.
-Uses bricks from the wall to construct, dealing damage every construction turn.
« Last Edit: January 22, 2014, 02:53:37 am by Cheesy Crackers »

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #33 on: January 22, 2014, 02:58:05 am »
I begin constructing the "The Llaw" to spread the Walls' culture and brainwash more people, recruiting them or reducing their efficiency. I also spend all the rage gained from Coldcurse to furiously paint the words "Coldcurse is banned from entering" on a sign and hang it up outside. The Llaw also recruits police officers.

The Llaw gives the wall
+1 Culture output
+47% more holy radiating light (Reduces accuracy)
+Allows research to commence on upgrading the walls arsenal.
-Uses bricks from the wall to construct, dealing damage every construction turn.
Mind if I destroy that for you?

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #34 on: January 22, 2014, 03:28:01 am »
I begin constructing the "The Llaw" to spread the Walls' culture and brainwash more people, recruiting them or reducing their efficiency. I also spend all the rage gained from Coldcurse to furiously paint the words "Coldcurse is banned from entering" on a sign and hang it up outside. The Llaw also recruits police officers.

The Llaw gives the wall
+1 Culture output
+47% more holy radiating light (Reduces accuracy)
+Allows research to commence on upgrading the walls arsenal.
-Uses bricks from the wall to construct, dealing damage every construction turn.
Mind if I destroy that for you?
Noh! *EDIT* Wait YES I DO MIND
Because of that rage infused sign I hung up it has a chance to repel your attacks unless I or someone else takes it down.
*Can you add that in there? :P*

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #35 on: January 22, 2014, 10:27:27 am »
Kirk thinks REALLY hard about how to make some sort of flame weapon.

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #36 on: January 22, 2014, 12:04:10 pm »
*Coldcurse takes 1 turn*
Coldcurse uses item "mine" and drops it onto the laboratory.
Coldcurse then flis with his junker next to the wall and grabs a white paintbrush. He writes "Screw you Cheesy Cracker :D" on the wall and flies off.
Cheesy Cracker gains rage bonus equal to diceroll * 2. Rage Bonus doesn't affect damage output.

That's 2 actions buddy xD wanna split them between this round and the next?

I begin constructing the "The Llaw" to spread the Walls' culture and brainwash more people, recruiting them or reducing their efficiency. I also spend all the rage gained from Coldcurse to furiously paint the words "Coldcurse is banned from entering" on a sign and hang it up outside. The Llaw also recruits police officers.

The Llaw gives the wall
+1 Culture output
+47% more holy radiating light (Reduces accuracy)
+Allows research to commence on upgrading the walls arsenal.
-Uses bricks from the wall to construct, dealing damage every construction turn.

Holy funk, let me see what I can do about this xD
« Last Edit: January 22, 2014, 12:06:17 pm by Oliver Colt »

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #37 on: January 22, 2014, 02:58:02 pm »
END OF TURN 3

BdrLineAzn:
You spend this one turn collecting bricks. Ironically, the Wall throws a rock at you and it hits you in the head.

Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 9
HP: 91/100

-Narcotic:
You're still building the laboratory. That bathroom though! The Wall is upset because it can't poo and attacks you.

Ongoing action: Building the laboratory.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 4
HP: 70/100

Gryphos Felldawning:
You start taking those bricks down for BdrLine. Teamwork! The Wall decides to let you taste one of them and throws it your way, but it barely touches you.

Damage dealt: 464
Damage taken: 1
HP: 88/100

Piemanlives:
As you continue building the fort, and also contemplate the meaning of life, the universe, and everything, you realize how your fort is so well built that only an enchantment of a very powerful wizard would be able to deal great damage to it. Not just any enchantment, though... Then a bird poops on top of it. Maybe your fort is not that mighty after all, oh well. The Wall attacks you for being distracted and not paying attention to it for a while.

Ongoing action: Building the fort.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 5
HP: 89/100

Keon:
You start building the steam-powered catapult, which looks fancy and powerful, too! (The catapult will be ready in turn 5). The Wall welcomes you to the game with the traditional brick to the head.

Ongoing action: Building the catapult.
Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 9
HP: 91/100

macmacnick:
You call for an armada of 256 ships, but the lady on the other side of the telegraph says ".-..  ---  .-.." and sends you 3 ships, each one with a lot of cakes inside. There's also a note that says "This is for making us all at the office laugh." The Wall feels jealous of all your cake and tries to ruin the party.

Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 10
HP: 90/100

Coldcurse:
You throw a bomb at the laboratory but it misses by a few inches. Then you fly towards the Wall and draw even more stuff on it. The Wall is not happy about this.

Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 2
HP: 87/100

Cheesy Crackers:
You begin building a... a Llaw? And hang up a sign on it to repel Coldcurse? (The Llaw will be ready for use in turn 6). The Wall doesn't like the Llaw and throws rocks at you.

Ongoing action: Building the Llaw.
Damage dealt: 20
Damage taken: 3
HP: 71/100

James T. Kirk:
You think really hard about how to make some sort of flame weapon, only to realize that there are some good ones already that you could improve for extra damage! If only you had a laboratory... The Wall hits you so you snap back to reality.

Damage dealt: 0
Damage taken: 3
HP: 87/100



The laboratory:

Speeds up the creation of new weapons and gadgets and other sci-fi goodies.
Has a really sweet bathroom.

Status: Under construction until turn 4.

The fort numero uno:
Gives +15 defense to anyone staying inside of it.
Holds up to 3 people.

Status: Under construction until turn 4.

The catapult:
First siege unit of the game.
Effective attacking cities.

Status: Under construction until turn 5.

The Llaw:
+1 Culture output for every Wall.
-5% Accuracy for everyone directly attacking the Wall.
Allows research to commence on upgrading the Wall's arsenal.
Deals damage to the Wall for every construction turn.

Status: Under construction until turn 6.



The Wall:

Hp: 997394/1000000
Status: Getting real tired of your shit


Okei that was a mess xD Well done everyone, let's move on to round 4!
« Last Edit: January 22, 2014, 03:10:29 pm by Oliver Colt »

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #38 on: January 22, 2014, 04:35:23 pm »
I'll pull out my own paintbrush and paint the words "There is no wall" on the wall, thus bringing everyone else into the knowledge that this is just the matrix.

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #39 on: January 22, 2014, 04:46:02 pm »
I'll pull out my own paintbrush and paint the words "There is no wall" on the wall, thus bringing everyone else into the knowledge that this is just the matrix.

Plot twist!

ALSO OMG I COMPLETELY FORGOT THIS PLS READ AS I CANT EDIT MY PREV POST ANYMORE

As this is turn 4, the lab and the fort are ready so you can use them now :D kthx
« Last Edit: January 22, 2014, 04:47:58 pm by Oliver Colt »

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #40 on: January 22, 2014, 04:55:58 pm »
I go to the laboratory with my pile of bricks and start to reverse it molecules so I can make my clay soldiers.

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #41 on: January 22, 2014, 04:57:40 pm »
I finally finish the bathroom and the surround sound system for the lab. Finally done with the hardest part.

I quickly put some bricks and decoration together and the rest of the lab is done.

To celebrate the inauguration of this new construction, I create Berlin around the wall.

Yep.

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #42 on: January 22, 2014, 10:30:48 pm »
*goes into laboratory and makes explosives with extra fire*


Flies up to the wall and throws the whole load of them (1000) over to the wall, making sure the wall is in range of the explosives.

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #43 on: January 22, 2014, 10:59:17 pm »
Still building the Llaw, but in my spare time I take some extra bricks from the wall (Deals damage to it) and drop them down the labs toilet to clog it up. : D

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Re: The Wall [v1]
« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2014, 04:37:07 am »
*dont know if this action will count this turn due to previous actions*
Coldcurse aims a flamethrower at the fort and yells. "CHEES YOU BETTER GET OUT OF THERE OR ILL BURN YOUR SIGN!"