GoI haikus

[Mod Josie]

I ate the bacon.
Vegetarianism,
but a distant dream.

[Mod Josie]

Over three weeks since
Anyone posted on here.
I am most ashamed.

[James T. Kirk]

Good on you Jacob!
We will revive together!
Men of The Pit, HERE!

[macmacnick]

Is that Pit I hear?
Yes, I'm here, why would I not?
Haikus are back. Yay.

[snor-laxatives]

What is this strange thread?
Haikus?  Butter on my bread!
Hippopotamus.

[Mod Josie]

You return? Huzzah!
Our revival shall be swift.
Fire for everyone!

[Mod Josie]

Two weeks since last post.
Alas, my revival failed.
I Haiku alone.

[HamsterIV]

The poet's journey
is often a lonely one.
Keep at it Jacob.

[Mod Josie]

In exile, I write
tales of those who are lonely.
Story of my life.

[Jereven]

Like the autumn wind,
a sandstorm is upon us
Repair ALL THE THINGS

The tools of the trade:
Spanner.  Mallet.  Wrench.  Hammer. 
Is that Cake?  Chemspray.

The light of the sun
Rises from the lower decks
Three flamethrowers?  Ouch.

"The hull!"  "I'm on it!"
Wood splinters and scrap metal
Needed one more hit.



(I miss you guys.)

((And then I notice my levels are 5-7-5.  Like a haiku.))

[Queso]

The burst of a shell
Beyond the horizon, ends
Ends of too many

[snor-laxatives]

Guns of Icarus
Carro Squid, Blender Fish
Make a D-lish dish

[Mod Josie]

The thread is alive!
People far and wide have come;
end my lonesomeness.

[Shadak Shademore]

Fire on the helm,
Burn the balloon to embers,
The Cakes fly again.

[Mod Josie]

My bed is comfy,
so hard to leave and wake up.
sleepiness prevails.