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Offline Gryphos

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GoI haikus
« on: January 14, 2014, 11:01:29 am »
A place for all the GoI related haikus that one can come up with, such as…

"I'm an idiot. I'm a massive idiot. Suicide charge time"

"A Mobula comes. Or is it the Manta Ray? Either way it's fat."

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2014, 12:01:52 pm »
Got separated,
Then flew in to an ambush,
Blame it all on Shink.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2014, 12:12:30 pm »
Greased in the flamer,
The fires engulf their ship.
I have too much fun.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2014, 12:33:37 pm »
I still don't know how you count syllables in English (I watched a video and all I can say is wtf xD It's way easier in Spanish) but I'll give it a try.

I love flying my ship,
the sky makes me feel calm.
SHI- THAT'S THEIR SPIRE, RUN!

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2014, 12:56:29 pm »
Let's rush the spire,
Oh God, is that a mine field?
Back out nice and slow.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2014, 02:22:48 pm »
Aboard Gryphos' ship,
Evasive manoeuvre 12.
But it rarely works.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2014, 03:07:40 pm »
Running for my life,
I can do what you can't do,
Helium Hop NOW!

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2014, 05:53:24 pm »
They're too far away,
Oh for god's sake stop firing!
Out of range, dipshit.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2014, 07:00:43 pm »
When I choose gunner,
Another comes aboard.
Back to engineer...

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2014, 10:14:23 pm »
small fix on this to make it 5, 7, 5:
When I choose gunner,
Another one comes aboard.
Back to engineer...

Even though these 5 syllable, 7 syllable, 5  syllable Haikus are more common I don't think it is strictly required to be defined as a Haiku.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2014, 10:17:06 pm »
Need to fix the hull.
Too late we are going down!
...the hull seems fine now

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2014, 02:32:49 am »
When I spot you,
You don't worry.
You are dead.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2014, 05:00:20 am »
Muse have a new game
and they are going mobile!
*does the hamster dance*

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2014, 09:28:54 am »
slight changes to make this one 5/7/5:

When you are spotted
there is no need to worry
because you are dead.

I hope you don't mind me converting these to the common Haiku form.  Please let me know if you do.

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Re: GoI haikus
« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2014, 10:26:11 am »
slight changes to make this one 5/7/5:

When you are spotted
there is no need to worry
because you are dead.

Please don't mind me
When I convert your incorrect haiku
It's my personal fetish.