One day, a duplicate thread decided to start on this noble second, a new era were Space Unicorns Ruled All. the cups of tea. They worshipped disco and exterminate all Of the bacon heretics. Who tried stealing Coldcurse's souls collection.
This included Aretha Franklin records, and also contained Mr. Johnsons Cookies. Which were made to combust spontaneously. Alas, they failed. However they were quite tasty.
So we made more, then the cookie hoard brought Smaug to the great cafateria of N damn Sunderland. Meanwhile the knitting was starting to fray as knitting factions warred endlessly and where conflict brews, great balls of yarn chose alliances, the yellows and red sided. Whereas green and blue sought asylum north of the wall.
The wall, also known as: "Wallie" liked to play goalie. I ram jam slam her. As the story kept going it started to sound ridiculous and everybody agrees with it because three words became five and five words became three and coldcurse was still jealous, and in his jealousy morphed into a Ferocious Goat!!!!!
This shape shifting goat made the Human Race Worship Them and get Smitten By Zuka. For as Zuka gifted the human's with zuka sauce and the humans took it, they fell victim to a fearsome race of intergalactic teacups that poured down a plague looking to steal zuka sauce. Coming to the rescue were a Guerrila Tea Cosy Army armed with techno flammable Bacon hwachas with greased bacon rounds which are mounted on squids. Squids captained by Issac Phillips and his clones were highly stocky to counterbalance the hwacha's. The tea war raged for seconds and everybody got tired. So they had tea and disliked the taste of it.launch the Paritan tea party into this new year was the lore breaking lore breakers who surprisingly upheld the lore's integrity then Broke it repeatedly by carefully putting it back together. As the lorebreackers used Ducktape to tape ducks to their broken lore, of which was all ducked up by then. Captain Jon Snow once said "I am known as Lockheart" but obviously he was wrong because his heart was open. Inside that open heart were severely moonshine-damaged heart things the heart engineers couldn't repair
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