Five Word Story

[BdrLineAzn]

Lets shake some things up. Old forum peeps know what todo, so instead of three it is now five words for more hilarity.

I'll let the next person start it off.

[Keon]

The universe exploded. The End.

Okay, real post. hmmm. Let's make this meta.

One day, a duplicate thread

[Riggatto]

Decided to start on this

[BdrLineAzn]

noble second, a new era

[GreyTea]

Were Space Unicorns Ruled All

[James T. Kirk]

the cups of tea. They

[BdrLineAzn]

worshipped disco and exterminate all

[Riggatto]

Of the bacon heretics. Who

[Coldcurse]

tried stealing Coldcurse's souls collection.

[ramjamslam]

This included Aretha Franklin records,

[Cheesy Crackers]

(As long as I don't have to write everything up again cuz this one has even more words )
and also contained Mr. Johnsons

[Riggatto]

Cookies. Which were made to

[macmacnick]

combust spontaneously. Alas, they failed.

[Piemanlives]

However they were quite tasty.

[Riggatto]

So we made more, then