Five Word Story

[Oliver Colt]

and everyone said "NOOO!" But

[C. Darwin]

there was still hope for

[Coldcurse]

there was still hope for

the rat to avoid death.

[Oliver Colt]

But then Coldcurse walked in

[Coldcurse]

and stole it's little soul.

[Oliver Colt]

Then Coldcurse took the soul

[Cheesy Crackers]

and ate it. He burped

[Oliver Colt]

so loud that the building

[Coldcurse]

collapsed and all other portraits

[Oliver Colt]

were taken to a museum

[Coldcurse]

in necropolis, located in china,

[Oliver Colt]

and they were valued in

[Coldcurse]

copper rat legs. China recently

[Oliver Colt]

tried to nuke Santa Claus

[Coldcurse]

but then hit hiroshima instead,