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Offline Sammy B. T.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2013, 10:57:54 am »
Stamp collecting.

Why is the Earth only 6,000 years old?

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2013, 11:34:36 am »
Because 6000 years ago Jesus defeated Xenu and used his corpse to form the Earth.

Mu gun is on fire, how long until it explodes?


Offline Swallox

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2013, 11:35:42 am »
It has already exploded, and it shall never explode. All is nothing, and nothing is all. There is no spoon, nor is there a Hamster.

Why haven't we invented upside-down airships yet?

Offline Coldcurse

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2013, 12:03:11 pm »
because we haven't trained gyro-technicians yet. were already filling the hull with helium.

why don't we have landing gear on our airships?

Offline Orangey

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2013, 12:17:01 pm »
Because the game actually takes place in purgatory. You can not escape, if you die you will just respawn, you will fight and die untill the end of time. There is no use for landing gear because there is no escape form the ship, nor will the ship ever land. Once you hit lvl 15 with all classes you will rise to the heavens and be praised for your courage, a statue of Keanu Reeves will be made to honour your dedication and determination to attone for your sins.

Why does an airship go faster when the captain is drunk on moonshine?
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Offline HamsterIV

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #35 on: December 12, 2013, 12:24:33 pm »
It is not that the airship moves faster but the Captain's perception of the world decreases. Thus you get to your destination before you even realize it. Unless you hit a wall first, which is another side effect of driving with moonshine.

Why does the phoenix claw look like a chicken foot?

Offline Shinkurex

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #36 on: December 12, 2013, 12:42:06 pm »
That's a chicken foot? nonononono it's really a early prototype for a flux capacitor.... It didn't work very well for time travel unfortunately

Why am I to blame for everything :(?

Offline Gryphos

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #37 on: December 12, 2013, 12:47:31 pm »
You are not the Shink that people are talking about...

To be or not to be?

Offline Coldcurse

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #38 on: December 12, 2013, 12:57:11 pm »
Why am I to blame for everything :(?

the first person who got blamed of everything was captain phoenix, since he got banned several times we had to find hes reincarnation.
since captain in old mandarin greek latin steampunk means shink, and phoenix in old brazillian swahillian warcraft morse code means beep beep beepbeep beep which translated into normal chinese african is kurex. we found out if you divide 1.726356 times 0.004235 and put those words together, you get your sofi number and name. since you are now the long lost reincarnation of phoenix, we blame phoenix by blameing you.


To be or not to be?
i would like to twist that question in a backfiring answer since the answer lies within the thoughts of every player that has questioned himself bfore by the laws of physical structures provided by the eternal rage of humanity that has developed over the ages nder the watch of the allseeing goddes of the lumberjack fired with lochnagar rounds in a majesticc way nothingcould miss as the bullet travels through time and airspace of the void while you stand on the deck holding a spanner and mallet in your hands and choosing which one to use against fire damage. "Nooby or not Nooby?"

now my question:
which clan gives the best performance in competitive streamed matches?
(with performance i mean, making it intresting to watch bvecause they dont snipe)

Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #39 on: December 12, 2013, 08:12:46 pm »
Museosarus.

I mean. Common.

How do I level up in this game?

Offline DMaximus

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #40 on: December 12, 2013, 08:36:13 pm »
Make your name yellow than jump on the enemy ship?

Why is the moonshine gone?

Offline Locutus of borg

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #41 on: December 12, 2013, 09:19:31 pm »
Pieman needed something to wash down all those pies he summoned

Why did kirk not answer cake?

Offline Coldcurse

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2013, 02:13:18 am »
Because the cake is a lie. Because there is no cake, He couldn't answer.

Why do CA's have yellow names?

Offline Piemanlives

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2013, 02:19:00 am »
Because we are like bees.

Why is the spire as tall as it is?

Offline Coldcurse

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2013, 02:40:50 am »
because the designers didnt print the blueprint in portrait but in landscape option, this way the construction was build 90 degrees off the original design. It was actually supposed to be a long ship.

what is Keyvias's embarrissing hobby?