The Misinformed Game

[Coldcurse]

they tried turning the hades ammunition into snowballs but it doesnt fit the animationstyle of GoIo, they say it looks too much like japanese hentai.

Are the Crows still alive?

[Keon]

Nope. Each and every crow was shot down by a giant meteor in one of the greatest conspiracies known to mankind. Crows, the GOIO clan, however, were unharmed. The giant meteors only seemed to target actual crows. In other news, all crows have become extinct, so now I can just go to sleep at night without that stupid one outside my window caaaawing at me.

When is muse gonna add boarding? I wanna board boards and bore bored boards

[ramjamslam]

It will happen when we're no strangers to love, you know the rules and so do I.  A full commitment's what I'm thinking of, you wouldn't get this from any other guy.  I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling, gotta make you understand.

When am I gonna give you up, let you down, run around and desert you?  I would also pose the question of when am I gonna make you cry, say goodbye, tell a lie and hurt you?

[GreyTea]

You do all them things at the same time when we are flying around the galaxy on the USS Down-under and beat me at holo suite squash

Why Does Santa visit Children and not Adults i want my Hearthstone Beta Key!!!

 

[Coldcurse]

DO YOU CALL ME A KID!?

How can we make GreyT more jalous that I have hearthstone beta, and not him?

[James T. Kirk]

by giving it to him.

What's up with capital letters?

[macmacnick]

Capital Letters were the only kind of letter to survive the great Socialist letter Purge, as such, they fly about without any limitations to the amount of popularity they have.

Why do LumberJack Heavy Mortars have a restraining order against a certain Jacob Fii?

[GreyTea]

Because said Jacob Fii once wiped out a full 4v4 game including allies by having one on a goldfish, the game became so imbalanced by such a combo muse introduced a policy to ban the use of lumberjacks on the same ship as Jacob to make sure it never happened again, The lumberjacks agreeded they should not be used so effectivly again incase they suffered the fate of the heavy flak


Why is there no option for smileys in game?

[Gryphos]

Because there is hope yet for humanity.

What has a head and a tail, but no middle?

[James T. Kirk]

The most beautiful creature to ever grace this Earth.

Why can't we use symbols in our ship names?

[ramjamslam]

The announcers on the streams had a hard time pronouncing the name of the mighty Galleon "USS *&## ☎♬✈%$" so symbols were removed.  You can still sometimes see that mighty airship from time to time, usually right after a Galleon explodes in a Cogs match.

Why did 'The Pit' get changed from it's original name 'Magical Mystery Airship Fun Board'?

[Cheesy Crackers]

Because after a while people realised that The Pit wasn't magical, mystical, fun or had anything to do with airships and was actually closer to a dark hole full of the people who made up the stranger part of the community.

Why does wind always push you away if you try to leave the map?

[Mod Josie]

Why do LumberJack Heavy Mortars have a restraining order against a certain Jacob Fii?

Because said Jacob Fii once wiped out a full 4v4 game including allies by having one on a goldfish, the game became so imbalanced by such a combo muse introduced a policy to ban the use of lumberjacks on the same ship as Jacob to make sure it never happened again, The lumberjacks agreeded they should not be used so effectivly again incase they suffered the fate of the heavy flak

How did you come to know of this information? These events were meant to remain strictly confidential between myself and the folks at Muse. Muse even employed Zuka'Esrai to wipe the memories of everyone in that lobby. He has a way with making people forget the past nine days that I find rather disturbing exhilarating.

[ramjamslam]

Why does wind always push you away if you try to leave the map?

Weather effects obey complex geometric rules.  Hurricanes and Tornadoes for instance obey the rule of squares, so the eye of the Hurricane will have straight edges and four corners.  It is custom for airship battles to only take place in the middle of these Quadrilateral Hurricanes also known as "Squareicanes."

Why does smashing a spanner as hard as you can against engines always fix them?

[HamsterIV]

The spanner is tuned to the the exact harmonic frequency of the nanobot's rebuild engine subroutine. By making percussive impacts at the correct frequency on any block of metal infused with engine repair nanobots we can create a working engine.

Why does hull armor and perma-hull take damage at a different rate from Gatling bullets than from mortar shells?