The Misinformed Game

[Piemanlives]

The gods of Ammonium hear the prayers of the gunites, they who is loaded with the deathly prayers of those who man the airship. The gods then send some of their power to this earthly plane, and the guns are fully loaded.

Why did that make no sense?

[ramjamslam]

It was made from complete sense therefore no sense was left after it was made complete.

Why do I reappear back on the ship after I jump off it?

[Tropo]

too easy ram 'skywhales' that's how

how are the dust storms and clouds in the desert with out any winds ?

[Gryphos]

These are no normal sandstorms, these are physical manifestations of dust's will. The Age of Dust ended when the dust storms all concentrated into only a few smaller storms. However, in doing so they gained sentience of their own, all connected with one another via a kind of neural link called the 'Grit Synapse'. They do not need wind to fly, for they are the wind, the hand of dust.

Why did whoever designed the Pyramidion only put guns on port side and not starboard?

[Skrimskraw]

The budget only allowed for one side, and the designer being an australian did everything in reverse order of what an american would do.

How does the harpoon work?

[shadowsteel]

The harpoon creates a rift between it and the launcher. As soon as it hits a ship it generates a rope where the rift was. The two ships are now linked neurally.

Why is there a screwdriver on some ships?

[James T. Kirk]

To hammer the nails.

What moron put an Artemis rocket right next to the hull on the Mobula?

I mean, really. That's just dumb.

[HamsterIV]

His name is Albert Thomas Pennyworth, he is the product of too much inbreeding in the Fjord Barronies. He calls that rocket "Nursey" and he talks to it at night.

Why does the Galleon have no forward facing guns?

[ramjamslam]

There are actually 3 forward facing guns, two heavy and one light.  The galleon flies sideways across the dunes like the Sky Crab or "Galleon Crab" it is based on.

Why is there a white square around my ship that only the enemy can see?

[Cheesy Crackers]

The white squares are actually ropes strung around your ship, you can't see these because while you're asleep your crewmates paint the sides of your eyes so you don't see the ropes.

If you use tar barrel on a squid, is it actually ink?

[Coldcurse]

no it's actually advanced cloudshit when the squid uses marihuana as fuel for its engines.

will they ever get leroy jenkins as an AI crewmember?

[Piemanlives]

We did, however the AI would try to board ships consistently....

What is the point of the fire tarp?

[Sammy B. T.]

To trap fier.

Why are the Ducks so damn good at this game?

[Coldcurse]

because everybody is holding back when they fight them, giving the ducks their little moment to shine.
we feel really sorry for you ducks, now we let you win so you can feel special.

how will sammy react on this?

[Mod Josie]

Sammy will fetch his servants and order them to gorge on biscuits and trifle before his eyes until they collapse through sheer gluttony.

What do a squid's engines run on?