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Offline Coldcurse

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #15 on: December 11, 2013, 10:12:44 am »
It stands for Blue Turtle. The nickname was given for his skill in flying a squid.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #16 on: December 11, 2013, 01:31:33 pm »
Ducks are known for their tight V shaped formation flying. So most messages between Duck Captains pertain to the integrity of their formation.
Common messages are:
"Alter course 15 degrees to port"
"decelerating to throttle setting 2 forward"
"you are drifting away, tighten it up."

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Offline Gryphos

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #17 on: December 11, 2013, 02:42:57 pm »
They're actually far better than any other competitive team; they just lose on purpose to make everyone else feel good.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #18 on: December 11, 2013, 03:03:50 pm »
So you can go up while going backwards

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Offline James T. Kirk

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #19 on: December 11, 2013, 05:13:13 pm »
You left it on my Galleon.

I was watching after it, but a Powder Monkey came aboad one day and took it right out of the lost and found.

Couldn't be helped.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #20 on: December 11, 2013, 05:47:03 pm »
The spire's balloon is so small that it can only be attached to the hull by a couple strands of dental floss instead of the sturdy rigging seen on most ship. As such only a few bullets are needed to detach the hull from the balloon and send it cascading to earth.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #21 on: December 11, 2013, 07:56:32 pm »
He went to space obviously

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Offline DMaximus

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #22 on: December 11, 2013, 10:30:58 pm »
Carefully.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #23 on: December 11, 2013, 10:59:39 pm »
Somewhat less carefully.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #24 on: December 11, 2013, 11:45:39 pm »
Good and bad

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Offline Piemanlives

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #25 on: December 11, 2013, 11:55:29 pm »
Time is an ever irrelevant system by which trees follow on a daily basis.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #26 on: December 12, 2013, 12:07:26 am »
Something you can only receive from a lochnagar flare gun.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #27 on: December 12, 2013, 02:23:17 am »
Moonshine and lochnagar. Yes I only use flareguns to make it interesting.

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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #28 on: December 12, 2013, 10:06:31 am »
Velocity = Coconut x Swallow squared. minus air resistance and divide by pi and you get an insect. Swallows eat insects therefore the answer is bacon + coconut = Velocity - insect. Also known as 67 km/h

What happens if said Swallow carrying a coconut impacted a spire.
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Re: The Misinformed Game
« Reply #29 on: December 12, 2013, 10:15:45 am »
The spire will explode due to it's very low health. assuing that Swallow will take a lochnagar coconut to do more damage.

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