The Misinformed Game

[Coldcurse]

It stands for Blue Turtle. The nickname was given for his skill in flying a squid.

What does a Duck say?

[HamsterIV]

Ducks are known for their tight V shaped formation flying. So most messages between Duck Captains pertain to the integrity of their formation.
Common messages are:
"Alter course 15 degrees to port"
"decelerating to throttle setting 2 forward"
"you are drifting away, tighten it up."

Why do the Dev's clan "Museasaurs" fare so badly in tournament play?

[Gryphos]

They're actually far better than any other competitive team; they just lose on purpose to make everyone else feel good.

What's up with the ladder toward the rear of the Galleon?

[Riggatto]

So you can go up while going backwards

Where is my hat?!

[James T. Kirk]

You left it on my Galleon.

I was watching after it, but a Powder Monkey came aboad one day and took it right out of the lost and found.

Couldn't be helped.

How come Spires are so squishy?

[HamsterIV]

The spire's balloon is so small that it can only be attached to the hull by a couple strands of dental floss instead of the sturdy rigging seen on most ship. As such only a few bullets are needed to detach the hull from the balloon and send it cascading to earth.

What happened to Dr Spaceman?

[Riggatto]

He went to space obviously

How do you cook pancakes?

[DMaximus]

Carefully.

How do you eat pancakes?

[James T. Kirk]

Somewhat less carefully.

What are the damage types in GoI?

[Riggatto]

Good and bad

What is time?

[Piemanlives]

Time is an ever irrelevant system by which trees follow on a daily basis.

What is love?

[ramjamslam]

Something you can only receive from a lochnagar flare gun.

what loadout should I take captain?

[Coldcurse]

Moonshine and lochnagar. Yes I only use flareguns to make it interesting.

What is the air velocity of Swallow carrying a coconut?

[Cheesy Crackers]

Velocity = Coconut x Swallow squared. minus air resistance and divide by pi and you get an insect. Swallows eat insects therefore the answer is bacon + coconut = Velocity - insect. Also known as 67 km/h

What happens if said Swallow carrying a coconut impacted a spire.

[Coldcurse]

The spire will explode due to it's very low health. assuing that Swallow will take a lochnagar coconut to do more damage.

What is the most extreme hobby of Morbie?