Ban the User Above You

[HamsterIV]

I Ban Luharis for crimes against the English language in general and the New York dialect in particular.

[C r o w]

I want to ban Hamster, but I can't find a reason...
I ban Hamster because he has no reason to be banned!

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Crow for not being Druncle Qrow

[Huskarr]

I return from my slumber to NOT ban Luharis for raising Trump awareness.
Also why do Americans have a 2 party system?

[Huskarr]

But I do ban Shaded, because the pit does apparently have rules and I don't wanna get into trouble with the mods.

[HamsterIV]

I ban Huskarr for not knowing the meta behind the US election rules pretty much guarantees a two party system even though it runs contrary to what some of the founders wanted. See: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7tWHJfhiyo

[Queso]

I have banned you all at once. Carry on.

[shaelyn]

I ban Queso because he's supposed to only ban Hamster.

[The Mann]

I ban shaelyn for banning queso for banning someone who is not a Hamster.

[The Mann]

 Mwahahahaha

[Queso]

Get out of here The Mann, this is my pit. I banish thou.

[The Mann]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

*Falls into endless pit*

[shaelyn]

I re-ban The Mann for forcing Queso's hand.  Because I can.

(and for making it easy for me to neatly set up that rhyme)

[Queso]

There hasn't been a post in the pit in over a week. I ban shaelyn.

[HamsterIV]

I ban Queso because I have not been specifically banned for my last two posts in this thread. Some one must stop my reign of terror before it is too late.