Ban the User Above You

[ShadedExalt]

I ban Crow for not blaspheming Matthew Ward while he is insulting the Astartes

It is mandatory, have you not read the "Imperial Inquisitor's Uplifting Primer"?

[C r o w]

I ban Shaded for reading further than page 15362437 of the primer.

As Interrogator, my Inquisitor told me that unless I wanted to get into trouble, I shouldn't read further than that.

Purge everything, aliens, heretics, mutants. Also, suspect everyone. Even your own allies. Especially your own allies.

[ShadedExalt]

I suspect that your mentor is a heretic, then.

My apologies for your impending loss.

I ban Crow so he can grieve in peace.

I also BLAM! Crow's Inquisitorial Mentor

[C r o w]

I ban Shaded, because he can't BLAM an Inquisitor that died power-fist-fighting a daemon.

[Huskarr]

I ban Crow to revive this thread. (it's not a necro yet though)

[Guagadu]

I ban Huskarr, because reviving things means less souls that I can collect for my Dead King.

[Huskarr]

I ban Guagadu for supporting monarchy

[Lu Lu]

I ban Huskarr so I may claim the throne

[Guagadu]

I ban Luharis for attempting to take the Grim's Dead King's throne.

[The Mann]

I ban Grim for not suggesting Luharis take my Throne of Madness.

I could do with a Holiday, slaughtering Jelly Babies at the local Convenience Store.

[Lu Lu]

I ban the Mann to take his throne for the time being so he can take a long deserved vacation.

[Huskarr]

I ban Luharis, so that the Mann has to come back from his vacation, be it well deserved or not.

[C r o w]

I ban Huskarr for trying to ruin a vacation
I mean, I know we are talking about the Mann, the King of All Evils and Fancy Hats, but c'mon, it's still a vacation!

[The Mann]

I return from my wonderful vacation to the convenience store to ban lunaris for taking my throne. 

In other words, the jelly babies thanked your kindness as I chewed off their heads.

[Guagadu]

I ban The Mann because I didn't notice the word "jelly" when I first read that... And it sounded quite morbid.