Ban the User Above You

[Indreams]

I'm not original, deal with it.

I need to ban myself again for having posted the last three posts in the pit.

[Gyro Skyrocket]

I ban the fellow above me because THIS. IS. SPARTA!!!1!

[Mod Josie]

I ban Gyro Skyrocket for not realising that Sparta is not where our host servers are located.

[Queso]

I ban Jacob because I know for a fact that they are not.

[Kestril]

I ban Queso for being cheesy.

[Kamoba]

I ban Kestril for being Cheeky

[Replaceable]

I ban kamoba for being sassy.

[RedRoach]

I ban Replaceable for being... oh crap...

I ban Replaceable for being a non-sassy Brit

I also ban yall for getting me set up in that and almost sounding unoriginal.

[Indreams]

I ban Redroach because Taylor Swift.

[RedRoach]

I ban Indreams for banning me with a Disney Singer.

[Indreams]

I did not know she was a Disney singer.

I ban RedRoach for that.

[Gyro Skyrocket]

I ban Indreams because he keeps pressing the red button- *one pops out of nowhere* -Not unlike the one that just showed up!
*presses it then kicks it aside*

[Indreams]

I press the Red button to ban Gyro Skyrocket.

[Mod Josie]

I ban Indreams for not following the correct "I Ban..." protocol for the thread.

[Indreams]

I ban Jacob because,

• I was about to say, this is dah pit!
• Than we would have a repeated anarchy or antidisestablishmentarianism post
• And it would've been boring.

So I ban Jacob.