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Offline DMaximus

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #300 on: December 04, 2013, 12:53:28 pm »
HE SAYS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS DUST BECAUSE YOUR LANDLORD DECIDED TO TURN YOUR CLOSET INTO A CENTRAL HEATING UNIT FOR YOUR APARTMENT. HE THEN INFORMS ME THAT THIS IS A HALLUCINATION CAUSED BY DUST AND MY INABILITY TO HANDLE HOW DISGUSTING EVERYTHING IN MY APARTMENT IS.
« Last Edit: December 04, 2013, 12:55:21 pm by DMaximus »

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #301 on: December 05, 2013, 01:59:13 am »
HE SAYS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS DUST BECAUSE YOUR LANDLORD DECIDED TO TURN YOUR CLOSET INTO A CENTRAL HEATING UNIT FOR YOUR APARTMENT. HE THEN INFORMS ME THAT THIS IS A HALLUCINATION CAUSED BY DUST AND MY INABILITY TO HANDLE HOW DISGUSTING EVERYTHING IN MY APARTMENT IS.
No more energy drinks for you.

Offline DMaximus

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #302 on: December 05, 2013, 09:12:18 am »
HE SAYS YOUR ENTIRE LIFE IS DUST BECAUSE YOUR LANDLORD DECIDED TO TURN YOUR CLOSET INTO A CENTRAL HEATING UNIT FOR YOUR APARTMENT. HE THEN INFORMS ME THAT THIS IS A HALLUCINATION CAUSED BY DUST AND MY INABILITY TO HANDLE HOW DISGUSTING EVERYTHING IN MY APARTMENT IS.
No more energy drinks for you.

I stopped drinking non-alcoholic things days ago. Everything tastes like dust now. I have come to accept it as normal.

Offline Dutch Vanya

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #303 on: December 06, 2013, 01:28:49 am »
Clan Clan fully endorses the Merry Men and their schemes.

Offline Terenston Fereith

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #304 on: December 10, 2013, 04:41:58 pm »
In Game Name: Terenston Fereith
Steam Name: Terenston "Hazard" Fereith
Preferred Class: Engineer (I'm sort of useless with anything else)

As for the penguin in the sombrero... Hes clearly here for the fiesta. As for what he says...
"¿Donde esta el partido?"

I'll be floating around online later tonight and for the rest of the week; Hope to catch a few of you guys online!


Super secret ninja edit: Forgot to add what the Penguin says. Rectified.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2013, 04:45:47 pm by Terenston Fereith »

Offline RearAdmiralZill

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #305 on: December 10, 2013, 05:18:24 pm »
Been awhile since someone crazy enough applied. Good to see though and we'll catch up with you at some point for sure. Clear Skies to you.

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #306 on: December 10, 2013, 05:22:17 pm »
Been awhile since someone crazy enough applied. Good to see though and we'll catch up with you at some point for sure. Clear Skies to you.

Same to you. Add me on Steam, Starbound characters reset today, so I'll be catching up with that whilst waiting for a test run on a ship.

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #307 on: December 10, 2013, 10:36:02 pm »
In Game Name: The Elusive NinJay
Steam Name: The Elusive NinJay
Preferred Class: Engineer (but I love to pilot squids :3)
A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
That door? What? I'm a musician that lives in a basement. There's not a single
oh wait
Okay. There's a door to the closet.

So a penguin walks through the door wearing a sombrero. First, he takes the sombrero off of the door and puts it on. Next, he waddles over to me at my precariously balanced laptop, slaps me for being such a smartasstic bastard, and heads back to whatever insane technology the penguins have invented now so he can get back to Antarctica, where it's warmer. (I'm not making this up, Montana was the coldest place on the planet with a weather station recording temperature about a week ago. Look it up.)

As for what the penguin says?

Nothing.
Not. A. Word.

"Never a sound, never a sign; always watching, occasionally eating your food."

Offline DMaximus

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #308 on: December 10, 2013, 10:49:05 pm »
I like both of those answers. Good question Shink.

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #309 on: December 16, 2013, 09:36:28 pm »
If you don't mind, I'd like to request a bit of feedback or something. It's been about a week.. Is there something else I should be doing but haven't yet?
Also, thank you, Maximus.

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #310 on: December 16, 2013, 09:46:36 pm »
Ah, sorry for the lack of presence. Because of the holidays, we are kinda scattered about right now. I for example will be out of town soon, and work's been keeping me busy. That said I very much intend to catch up with you and Terenston at some point.

Offline Terenston Fereith

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #311 on: December 18, 2013, 11:57:18 am »
Well, its a pleasure to be flyin' with you all.
Looking forward to more games!

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #312 on: December 22, 2013, 08:42:56 am »
In Game Name:DeZako
Steam Name (can be given later through PM):DeZako
Preferred Class:Pilot or gunner. More experienced as gunner.
A penguin walks through that door right now wearing a sombrero. What does he say and why is he here?
As the penguin opens the door I am already on my feet and with my carrot unsheathed
"At last, you have come" I whisper, my eyes anything but a slit in my face
"It is time. The final battle. To death, then?" He says as he unsheathes his own daucus carota
We trade blows, and I get carrot slapped twice before stumbling and falling to the floor. As he launches himself forward, vegetable death pointed towards my eye, I stab blindly, covering my gaze, waiting for a death that never comes. I open my eyes slightly, to see him bleeding orange juice all over the floor. I stand up and stare down at the soon-to-be corpse.

"Eat β-carotene, bastard"
I take the sombrero and don it. I promptly leave the room with an unknown destination.
I must be careful, for now I am it.
I am the mariachiest creature in the whole universe.

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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #313 on: December 22, 2013, 09:34:52 am »
I learned something today! Apparently Queen Anne's Lace is actually a wild carrot. I've never pulled one up, so I had no idea.





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Re: Zill's Merry Men
« Reply #314 on: December 29, 2013, 04:09:44 am »
Hey, guys! I don't know if you guys are still recruiting. I played with a few of you guys a few months ago and I finally decided to apply to your group! You guys are a decent group of people and I'd love to associate with you more.

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