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The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Last post by Aayra on June 02, 2020, 04:31:45 pm »
KapiteinKoek: Kickstart my private parts

TearsRfuel: who voted crazy king tho
Kruegerz: satan

HelFyre: Ana, wanna play for us this scs?
Analus: They say Im obsolete

Aayra: Sign us up for crewcible! What is the animal of the week? I think is chinchilla, becase it looks sad and we are sad.
Frostbound: I think it is actually hedgehog.
Aayra: You need  to be able to defend that decision.
Frostbound: eeeh...because they have spikes outside but they have a soft heart.
Aayra: FINE.

Frostbound: Im gonna give this ship a sad out of 10.

HulaTroopa: mortar on a mobula is like top mid bottom close, and snipey.

Aayra: I like this guy, he is pretty funny
Frostbound: do I need to unmute the voice chat?
Aayra: no, he is not that funny.

Pilot: *getting doubleteamed* I feel like Im getting bullied by like... 2 fat kids in the primary school man...

Aayra: how did you manage to lose keys from your keyboard?

Analus: I love you Valhalla, I love you. You are my son...............SUCK MY DICK!

FredTheFifth:  *picking ship for crowns gambit* What should I take?
Aayra: painkillers
Aayra: this map gives headache

Aayra: *Fred joins lobby and people start leaving* Fred you killed the lobby
*lobby actually dies*
FredTheFifth: My work here is done *leaves* ghost: ez win

*70 players online*
Release Notes / 2.0.19 Release Notes
« Last post by Richard LeMoon on June 01, 2020, 07:52:41 am »
Welcome Airship Captains and Crew, to the Spring Update!

We have lot of new cosmetic options, balance changes, and more!

Crusader armor is now paintable instead of its balloon. Paint responsibly.

Spring is in the air! And with it, some lovely Pastel colors that will be given out via events and quests.

Many new workshop decals. 12 new decals from Broken Hammer Games, 6 of which are full color.

New badges for Sunday Community Skirmish for their 300th event! Two badges for Chaos (distribution to be determined by Chaos staff)! One badge for Crewcible!

New Iron Skull figurehead! Terrify your enemies or keep your crew in line.

Profile Pictures
One new Profile Picture: Gem in the Rough. A lovely emerald Junker. Player submitted. Want to see more? Submit your own!

New Voicepack
Kestril’s over the top classic stereotype Pirate voice added! Be a scourge of the skies, matey!

And More!
  • Most costumes can now be used by any class. They must still be earned through class progression.
  • The Workshop is now accepting colored decals.

  • Wall Rose - An alternate armed version of Wall Maria that dislikes anyone being near it. Two large force guns will hammer any ship that gets too close. First use will be on the modified Scars of Lutessa map (see below). Image shows the new, more hefty wall model.
  • Wall Maria - added end caps and more bracing, adjusted collision hitboxes, and added an internal device to discourage trying to ram through the wall. Damage taken reduced. Walls will be harder to kill now
  • AI Emplacement tool adjusted. This is the tool used exclusively by AA turrets and walls. It will now put out fires and repair at a rate similar to the failsafe
  • Boss Hades changed from chain to cluster Hades. Less dangerous mid to long range, more dangerous close range
  • AI enemy extinguisher changed to prevent fire locking
  • Adjusted Anglean Frigate mass and movement.
  • Small adjustment to Anglean Corvette hitboxes.
  • Duel at Dawn expanded 500 meters to a 4x4 grid from a 3x3 grid and new map image added. Wind removed and spawns moved further away from each other
  • Crew AI have increased accuracy on guns
  • Scars of Lutessa changed from Intercept to Assault with some trial changes. Players now start in the opposite corner and travel to the dam. This Assault will have AA turrets and Walls that block the path to the next base. This is a very challenging map. We will tune this map with live feedback.
  • Shrike hitboxes changed to better fit the model
  • PvE: Armor kit lasts until destroyed. Does not degrade noticeably over time
  • Clarified Tempest missile description
  • 3v3 added to Misty Mutiny
  • Adjusted Squid decal position, size, and rotation for better viewability
  • Loading image and map for Batcave Returns cave map concept testbed
  • Fixed misplaced flag on Valentine Crusader theme
  • Fixed Embr theme axe misplacement on Spire and Pyramidion
  • Fixed overlapping/misplaced lanterns/banners on Royal theme on several ships
  • Adjusted ladders on all ships with reported consistent problems. Please report any other ladder issues.
Want to contribute? We have a few ways to make that happen!
  • Submit images for profile pictures. This can be done via Discord, forum, or email.
  • Try out the workshop. Submit decals, hats, goggles, and voicepacks for vetting.
  • Check out Discord to contribute to two new community projects, a ship theme and a new map.
Community Events / Sunday Community Skirmish #300
« Last post by Portable Grump on May 31, 2020, 02:23:56 pm »

Come celebrate 300 Sunday Community Skirmishes!

Time and Date: June 7th @ 7pm UTC

With special guest: FredrikKnudsen (Down the Rabbit Hole) aka Fourth Oracle

Rules can be found here !
Sign up via Discord in the #scs-signups channel


1st place
-Gold profile badge and profile picture

-1st place decal
-Title "Skirmish Grandmaster"
-3d printed Spire model courtesy of Tigg Kazzuma MD
[Example made by Richard Lemoon]

2nd place
-Silver profile badge and profile picture

-2nd place decal
-Title "Skirmish Journeyman"

3rd place
-Bronze profile badge and profile picture

-3rd place decal
-Title "Skirmish Journeyman"

-Emerald profile badge and profile picture

-Participant decal
-Title "Skirmish Apprentice"
The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Last post by Captainjan on May 31, 2020, 08:52:31 am »
Wow the forums are still a thing? This is amazing
General Discussion / Returning Player
« Last post by Machiavelliest on May 16, 2020, 12:49:58 am »
I last played maybe 6 months after the Lumberjack was released.  What has changed?  Is this forum still even an active place to be?  Are the servers still overrun with Russians?
Community Events / Re: Guns of Icarus Vod List
« Last post by Portable Grump on April 29, 2020, 04:49:04 pm »
The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Last post by Portable Grump on April 24, 2020, 05:03:41 pm »
"This is the big boy flak for a big boy like me" -Swizy

"I'm on the barnacle gun" -Swizy @ the barking dog carronade
Deutschsprachige GoIO Community / Re: Dampf der Giganten - German Tournament
« Last post by Psi Crow on April 21, 2020, 09:57:47 am »
Die Anmeldung für das nächste Turnier am Freitag 24. April gibt's wie immer auf dem Bootsmänner Discord!
Die Regeln findet ihr auf Steam.
The Lounge / Re: Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online
« Last post by Aayra on April 05, 2020, 02:59:13 pm »
Kira: *joins pilot slot*
Kira: I came here to eat hot chip and cry
Kira: and Im all out of hot chip

Kira: where is Frost?
Aayra: in bed
Kira: this early? Is he ok?
Aayra: he ate too much chicken and is now tired
Kira: I respect that

Hungover Engie: Welcome to Corona Clash
Hungover Engie: No password, just wash your damn hands

Aayra: you have a dog?
Analus: imaginary
Analus: I have 2 robot vacuum cleaners tho

Aayra: I need a shot after this match
Analus: 9 mm?

Krybon: Bob with his shipful of GwTh gfs
Krybon: Big malet gwth gf

Extirminator: I have you blocked Fred
FredTheFifth: I know Tom
FredTheFifth: its been 7 years

Kira: *aggresively clicking, setting up loadout* Aayra, what do you want, gatling or arty? Arty of course, you slut.

Kira: who do we get as 4th for scs
Kira: can we three get like
Kira: another friend

Sly: I used to speedrun some games back in the day...
Kira: wanna join our SCS team? We are speedrunning the lower bracket

Analus: here is a picture of ingame Aayra having a wig. Hold up, those are not black hair, those are your gas mask straps.
Analus: Exactly HOW FAR UP are you shaved, Aayra?

Bob: the only thing Im able to kill with Storm is myself with enviro
News and Announcements / Get a FREE Embr Respondr Bundle when you Wishlist Embr!
« Last post by Inkjet on March 18, 2020, 02:46:00 pm »

Have noticed our new Embr themed items?
We’ve bundled them all and are now giving you the opportunity to own the entire bundle of them free!

This free bundle includes:
  • Embr Flame Decal
  • Embr Theme
  • Embr Fire Helmet
  • 5x Embr Red Dye
  • Exclusive Flint profile picture
  • Embr Respondr title
Here’s how to get your Embr Respondr Bundle in Guns of Icarus:
1. Wishlist Embr on steam:
2. Join the Embr Respondrs group on Steam:
3. Launch Guns of Icarus and receive your FREE Embr Respondr Bundle
4. Go fight some fires!

For more information, join the Guns of Icarus Discord!
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