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48. When you imagine player characters in their underwear.50. When you'd tap them engines wearing them skanky threads.
49. When you imagine ships in lingerie.
When I first saw the title, I thought it was going to be a mirror the pilot used to 'dazzle' people trying to use spyglasses, preventing spots.
also want some of the accessories to be dyeable. most of the goggles don't need it, but not everything that fit in that slot is goggles.Goggles in a separate slot/dying goggles changes the lens color.
I'm thinking when steam workshop hits, one could be made w/o eyepatch? I hope. but still, dyeability is a thing regardless.
Warning to all Merchants flying the skies this day: Watch out for the League Vermin that stalk the dusty skies, and seek to burn and pillage!F*** the Arashi.
These vermin fly about on ships aiming to pull us down to the ground by popping our balloons and force us into hand-to-hand combat, where they will be able to use all of their hellish brute strength to overpower us, like beasts of the sand. They prey on the defenseless who venture so much as lay a toe inside their sandy pit, and recently their raids have expanded further and further. Watch out for the signature rush of a single, scrapped ship to warn you of any incoming League Vermin though, because for all their strength, they're severely lacking in a reasonable mind. Conversely, be worried for your life should you be captured by one.
Jin-Riaand Ammunition
Welcome to the GOIO pilot's club! This has been around a long time, since the game's launch. Just something us pilots have to deal with.Favorite name for a pilot's ship: 'DON'T JOIN THIS SHIP'.
The way I see it, you've either gotta turn into Captain Phoenix and bite the head off of every thing level 1 that rear's it's head, or you do like me. Outright block list or just sit in a corner and wait till they leave the ship. Don't even engage them in conversation. Tarcide your ship if they decide to troll. You'll be branded a jerk and other things but in the end, they'll leave and you'll get beautiful AIs who follow every command that comes out of your mouth no matter how vile or perverted!
The first rule and every other rule in the GOIO pilot handbook is: "Blocklist if your friend!"
I can't believe you outright promote this blatant deterioration of morale here! Treachery!Instantly derailing the discussion overridden by hilarity. Well played.
All powder monkeys and swabbies I've ordered to get planked for a spot know they didn't die in vain because they served the greater cause by sacrificing their life. Not a single crew member executing this maneuver complained about it to me afterwards.
Guilder and Canon, you did read the part about me saying these things out loud in front of my wife and her coworkers right?I have no filter ever.
