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The Pit / Re: GoI haikus
« on: January 09, 2016, 06:08:44 pm »
What are you saying?
"Ineffective flamer build"?
This does not compute.
"Ineffective flamer build"?
This does not compute.
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The Pit / Re: GoI haikus
« on: January 06, 2016, 11:01:29 pm »
Downie ruins fun.
Rethburn gets pointless salutes.
What more chaos comes?
Rethburn gets pointless salutes.
What more chaos comes?
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The Lounge / Re: The Fart Awakens (Spoilers)
« on: January 04, 2016, 01:17:41 pm »Episode 7 would have been good, had they not tossed out the extended universe. Just worked with it. Heck if they would have had Kyle Katarn on screen for even a brief cameo, I'd have been satisfied with 7. But no, Disney blows chunks.
I'm just trying to fugue out your taste in movies here, so don't take this personally, but to you, the only difference between a satisfying movie and one that "blows chucks" is a fanservice cameo?
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The Pit / Re: GoI haikus
« on: January 03, 2016, 06:35:52 pm »
A game of Haiku
is really all but timeless.
Newbloods will have fun.
is really all but timeless.
Newbloods will have fun.
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The Pit / Re: GoI haikus
« on: January 03, 2016, 12:18:54 am »
Reviving old threads,
something I take pleasure in.
Ah, the glory days.
something I take pleasure in.
Ah, the glory days.
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The Lounge / Re: The Fart Awakens (Spoilers)
« on: January 01, 2016, 06:08:03 pm »
Google "Star Wars 7, The Fallen Hero."
I dare you.
I dare you.
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The Gallery / Re: GOI - Screenshot Gallery!
« on: September 29, 2015, 02:15:44 pm »
I propose "Lime Green Party Hats" for a name if we ever need to team up with Clan Clan.
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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 4! (technically 5 but you know)
« on: September 20, 2015, 02:35:45 pm »
So. All our files ever were lost to water damage. We weren't even sure who was in charge of the clan for a while.
However, some files were recovered, and I am happy to report...
I was in charge the whole time.
So, seeing as I'm in charge, I think I can make the final calling, and that calling is:
Everyone wins. If you had fun, if you set something on fire, you won.
Congrats, everyone.
However, some files were recovered, and I am happy to report...
I was in charge the whole time.
So, seeing as I'm in charge, I think I can make the final calling, and that calling is:
Everyone wins. If you had fun, if you set something on fire, you won.
Congrats, everyone.
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Feedback and Suggestions / Re: Taunts
« on: August 04, 2015, 05:36:11 pm »
As long as it's the crew celebrating and having a good time as opposed to openly mocking the losers, I'm totally down.
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General Discussion / Re: What Your Favorite Ship Says About You as a Player
« on: July 22, 2015, 09:34:30 pm »
Scarily Accurate.
Can you read my palm too?
Can you read my palm too?
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The Gallery / Re: GOIO memes
« on: July 18, 2015, 10:57:40 am »
In Soviet Guns of Icarus Online,
Cake Burns You.
Cake Burns You.
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The Pit / Re: Top Ten Symptoms of Guns of Icarus Withdrawl
« on: July 18, 2015, 10:34:55 am »
Wait, hold on.
The Pit?
Not only is this post not some sort of silly game (no offence to silly games), but it's also quite "on topic."
The Pit?
Not only is this post not some sort of silly game (no offence to silly games), but it's also quite "on topic."
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The Pit / Top Ten Symptoms of Guns of Icarus Withdrawl
« on: July 17, 2015, 07:18:13 am »
So, 6 weeks without Guns, and another one to go, I think I can present you all with this:
Top Ten Symptoms of Guns of Icarus Withdrawl.
1) Looking at clouds suspiciously.
2) Being shocked when you fall off something, fade to black, and wake up in a hospital instead of back where you started.
3) Reports from others of tossing in your sleep mumbling "gat mortar. Gat mortar. Gat mortar."
4) Twitching your PPT finger when you want somebody's attention.
5) Wondering how to get the vehicle you're driving to ascend
6) Wonderment at the relatively lacking lifting powers of balloons.
7) Wonderment at the relatively lacking ability to repair popped balloons
8 ) Your total and utter calm when dealing with fire, but watching people question you as you only spray the extinguisher once every few seconds.
9) Their further confusion as you scold them all for not "chemming correctly."
10) Random shouting of "MAN THE AFT GUNS!"
If you experience 5 or more of these symptoms, contact your Muse professional or representative as soon as you can.
Thank you, and enjoy the skies you lucky swabbies.
Top Ten Symptoms of Guns of Icarus Withdrawl.
1) Looking at clouds suspiciously.
2) Being shocked when you fall off something, fade to black, and wake up in a hospital instead of back where you started.
3) Reports from others of tossing in your sleep mumbling "gat mortar. Gat mortar. Gat mortar."
4) Twitching your PPT finger when you want somebody's attention.
5) Wondering how to get the vehicle you're driving to ascend
6) Wonderment at the relatively lacking lifting powers of balloons.
7) Wonderment at the relatively lacking ability to repair popped balloons
8 ) Your total and utter calm when dealing with fire, but watching people question you as you only spray the extinguisher once every few seconds.
9) Their further confusion as you scold them all for not "chemming correctly."
10) Random shouting of "MAN THE AFT GUNS!"
If you experience 5 or more of these symptoms, contact your Muse professional or representative as soon as you can.
Thank you, and enjoy the skies you lucky swabbies.
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The Docks / Re: Hey there GoI! Do you like Cake?
« on: July 11, 2015, 09:50:49 pm »
Welcome to the family 