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General Discussion / Re: I played with X
« on: April 15, 2015, 03:05:20 pm »
Yesterday, got into a few great matches with three other Cakes. (Admiral, Boad, and Kirk) And Kirk showed me perhaps the second most "Cake" build yet. Which was a Junker with literally every weapon type on it. Also we basically just repeated "Man the Aft guns" over and over in mumble.

The most fun part though was definitely our last match, where we went double Banshee Mob and Rekt. I don't know how. Probably was just KirkLuckMagix.

literally every weapon.

Devhax=true
ship=junker
Everyweapon=true

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The Docks / Re: Hey there GoI! Do you like Cake?
« on: February 16, 2015, 05:40:19 pm »
Oh, ho ho. Very nice, Gambrill.

Head on over to cakeclan.shivtr.com

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 3!
« on: February 07, 2015, 02:14:12 pm »
After I get Burn Too Bee Wild up here, sign ups will close.

Thanks, everybody. See you in a bit!

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 3!
« on: February 07, 2015, 08:01:41 am »
I got a message from the AJSA leader, and he says Church Shepard would like to withdraw.

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 2!
« on: February 06, 2015, 05:56:58 pm »
Point totals! Yay!
So sorry for the delay...

Match 1

Munka Musume:
564 points


Neizgovorljivo:
165 points


I am the Cactus:
445 points


Burn Two Bee Wild:
936 points



Match 2

Kartoshka:
214 points


Miner Inconvenience:
655 points


Crimson Sky Macaroni:
745 points


You’re on Fire:
1080 points



Match 3

Moutons Braises:
480 points


BurnyBurnyShooty:
250 points


The Burning Bards:
695 points


Mein Flamer:
782 points



And this week's winner is...

Burn Too Bee Wild!
Once again, not sporting a logo, so as an Unbirthday present, I will be giving them one.



courtesy of Google Images

See you all next week!

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Community Events / Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 3!
« on: February 02, 2015, 09:42:12 pm »


“Mad Hatter: Now statistics prove that you have one birthday.

March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday every year.

Mad Hatter: Ahhh, but there are 364 unbirthdays!

March Hare: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer!

Alice: Why, then today is my unbirthday too!”

-Disney’s 1951 Rendition of Alice in Wonderland

And we're back for week 3 of Unbirthdays!
Points are taking a little longer this time around, but rest assured, they will be here shortly. Apologies to the teams of week 2.

Also: I'd like to reiterate, WE ARE STILL ACCEPTING NEW TEAMS!
That's right, even if you didn't fly in week 1 or 2, you can still sign up and join the shenanigans!

Purpose:
This is going to be a simple point gathering tournament, but with a few twists (as all good tournaments have):
   
   Firstly, sign-ups are NON-exclusive and PER SHIP. This means that all you have to do to meet the requirements is get 3 friends who can compete with you!

   Secondly, this will be a deathmatch-only tournament will have a 2 digit point system based on kills and wins. However, various multipliers (both above and below 1x) for builds and ships will be applied. Precise score multiplier values will be posted later. (Hint: Think ‘Cake,’ that is, minimum meta, maximum fire)

We are purposefully posting this announcement quite late. This is to give new players a chance to participate and stand a fighting chance. This is an extremely casual tournament, and we want to maximize the fun had by all. Seriously. Even the big clans. Go grab 3 buddies and sign up below! Don't even ask permission from your leader. Sign up for this stuff!

Dates:
   
   This takes over 4 Saturdays starting on the 24th of January, 8pm UTC. You do not have to attend all 4 Saturdays.

Sign-ups:
   All you need to do below is post a point of contact (in form of Steam profile), your 3 crew members you plan to bring along, and your team name. [NOTE: Your ship name MUST be the same as your team name. This is for scoring purposes.] We have open sign-ups up to a few hours before the event (Saturday, 12:00 GMT). You have to sign up every week you want to play, and signing up for one week does not make you signed up for each week after.

Pre-Lobby:
   Because it’s a point gathering tournament, we will be seeding randomly week 1, and then seeding based on points after that.

In lobby:
   We will be ‘draft picking.’ This is having one blue ship ready up and lock its loadout, having both red ships ready up and lock their loadouts, and then finally having the last blue ship ready up and lock its loadout.

Point maths inbound!

All math will be done by Cake. The basic concept is to try to go for the large addition multipliers while staying away from the large subtraction multipliers. Weigh your risk vs. reward and good luck!

Each Kill is worth 100 points.  If more than one multiplier applies, your base score (100 points) will be the number that is multiplied. For example, if you bring hades/flak/flamer front, mines outside Mobula, and kill a target with the flamethrower hitting it, you will get 100 + (100*.5) -(100*.25) = 125 points for that kill

Addition multipliers:
Kill with flamethrower hitting target:                 +0.5x points
Kill where last damage source came from mine: +0.5x points
Kill where last damage was CLEARLY a flare:      +2.0x points
Kill is “stolen” from you:                                 +50 points


Subtraction multipliers:
Gat/Mortar appears with overlapping arcs:                      -.5x points
Hades/Flak appears with overlapping arcs:                     -.25x points
No fire weapon involved in kill:                                     -.5x points


Each win is worth 300 points, and each loss is worth 100 points. If more than one multiplier applies, your base score (300/100) will be the number that is multiplied.
For example, if you win with an all-banshee squid, you will get 300 + (300*.1) + (300*.5) = 480 points plus your points per kill for that match.

Addition multipliers:
Ship composed of 100% fire weapons*:             +0.5x points
Gunner brings incendiary rounds:                      +0.1x points
ALL engineers bring incendiary rounds:               +0.2x points
No chem spray:                                              +1.0x points
Your fly a Spire:                                             +0.2x points
You fly a Squid:                                              +0.1x points
Birthday related items**:                                 +0.01x points per item

Subtraction multipliers:
Ship with no fire weapons/only fire weapon being a flaregun:-0.75x points
Ship with more fire weapons, but rarely used in combat:      -0.75x points
Pyramidion:                                                                   -.2x points
Blenderfish:                                                                   -.1x points

*Fire weapons are flamethrowers, banshees, hades, flare guns, and mine launchers. Regular weapons with incendiary rounds are NOT fire weapons.

**Birthday related items are the Birthday ship theme, party hat for 1 year anniversary, and party hat for 2 year anniversary.


Your total points for the day will be based on your points per kill added to your win/loss total.

Points will be carried over from week to week.



ALL MULTIPLIERS THAT ARE SUBJECTIVE (“stolen” kills, “rarely” used, etc.) are up to the referees and Cake as a whole.
Cake reserves the right to add/subtract points for good/bad behavior.

This event will be streamed at twitch.tv/theobviousshow!

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament!
« on: January 29, 2015, 09:01:06 am »
Meltamidion
ScarletFlames: Flyer
Cosmodius: Wacker guy
Aurel Aedean: Fixer guy
Downswood: Gun dude

Think this is done right

P.S. Can't confirm that our Captain won't be on a bench this time

Hey, Downswood, if you could make that same post over here, that would be awesome.

I'm just trying to separate the weeks and keep everyone in one place.

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament!
« on: January 27, 2015, 10:34:18 am »
Please sign up in the other thread, just so I can keep them all in one place.

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament!
« on: January 26, 2015, 10:49:28 pm »
Point totals! Yay!


Match 1

Mein Flamer:
1282 Points

Niezgovorlijo:
420 Points

Squidian Skyvaders:
412 Points

Florivet:
323 Points

Match 2
Crimson sky macaroni
745 points

Mounts braises
1115 points

Clockwork Papaya
275 points

You’re on fire
250 points


Match 3
I am the Cactus:
496 Points

Russian Kartoshka:
585 Points

Burning Bards:
243 Points

Burn to be Wild:
294 Points

Match 4
TFD and RethBurn
792 Points

Meltamidion
525 points

BurnyBurnyShooty
244 points

Stomp Stick
445 points


And the winner of this week, and celebrator of the happiest unbirthday is.....

Mein Flamer!

This is the part where I would post their logo, but they don't have one.

So I, as a generous host of unbirthdays, shall present them with one as an unbirthday present.


Courtesy of Google images.

Point calculations available upon request.
You all should still have me on steam.

And may the Unbirthdays continue!
See you all next week!

(edit: Crimson Sky Macaroni score has been updated with the latest bonus point)
Abby waz here
(edit: Crimson Sky Macaroni score has been updated with the CORRECT bonus point)
Picard and Janeway is the best captain

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 2!
« on: January 26, 2015, 05:50:25 pm »
Squidians will be back.

Same info as last time?

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Community Events / Cake's Unbirthday Tournament! Week 2!
« on: January 25, 2015, 03:08:57 pm »


“Mad Hatter: Now statistics prove that you have one birthday.

March Hare: Imagine, just one birthday every year.

Mad Hatter: Ahhh, but there are 364 unbirthdays!

March Hare: Precisely why we're gathered here to cheer!

Alice: Why, then today is my unbirthday too!”

-Disney’s 1951 Rendition of Alice in Wonderland


Unbirthdays. Everybody has one. You’re probably having one right now, aren’t you? If that’s not reason to celebrate, I don’t know what is.
Therefore, Cake will be hosting a tournament over the coming weeks! Here’s what you need to know:

Purpose:
This is going to be a simple point gathering tournament, but with a few twists (as all good tournaments have):
   
   Firstly, sign-ups are NON-exclusive and PER SHIP. This means that all you have to do to meet the requirements is get 3 friends who can compete with you!

   Secondly, this will be a deathmatch-only tournament will have a 2 digit point system based on kills and wins. However, various multipliers (both above and below 1x) for builds and ships will be applied. Precise score multiplier values will be posted later. (Hint: Think ‘Cake,’ that is, minimum meta, maximum fire)

We are purposefully posting this announcement quite late. This is to give new players a chance to participate and stand a fighting chance. This is an extremely casual tournament, and we want to maximize the fun had by all. Seriously. Even the big clans. Go grab 3 buddies and sign up below! Don't even ask permission from your leader. Sign up for this stuff!

Dates:
   
   This takes over 4 Saturdays starting on the 24th of January, 8pm UTC. You do not have to attend all 4 Saturdays.

Sign-ups:
   All you need to do below is post a point of contact (in form of Steam profile), your 3 crew members you plan to bring along, and your team name. [NOTE: Your ship name MUST be the same as your team name. This is for scoring purposes.] We have open sign-ups up to a few hours before the event (Saturday, 12:00 GMT). You have to sign up every week you want to play, and signing up for one week does not make you signed up for each week after.

Pre-Lobby:
   Because it’s a point gathering tournament, we will be seeding randomly week 1, and then seeding based on points after that.

In lobby:
   We will be ‘draft picking.’ This is having one blue ship ready up and lock its loadout, having both red ships ready up and lock their loadouts, and then finally having the last blue ship ready up and lock its loadout.

Point maths inbound!

All math will be done by Cake. The basic concept is to try to go for the large addition multipliers while staying away from the large subtraction multipliers. Weigh your risk vs. reward and good luck!

Each Kill is worth 100 points.  If more than one multiplier applies, your base score (100 points) will be the number that is multiplied. For example, if you bring hades/flak/flamer front, mines outside Mobula, and kill a target with the flamethrower hitting it, you will get 100 + (100*.5) -(100*.25) = 125 points for that kill

Addition multipliers:
Kill with flamethrower hitting target:                 +0.5x points
Kill where last damage source came from mine: +0.5x points
Kill where last damage was CLEARLY a flare:      +2.0x points
Kill is “stolen” from you:                                 +50 points


Subtraction multipliers:
Gat/Mortar appears with overlapping arcs:                      -.5x points
Hades/Flak appears with overlapping arcs:                     -.25x points
No fire weapon involved in kill:                                     -.5x points


Each win is worth 300 points, and each loss is worth 100 points. If more than one multiplier applies, your base score (300/100) will be the number that is multiplied.
For example, if you win with an all-banshee squid, you will get 300 + (300*.1) + (300*.5) = 480 points plus your points per kill for that match.

Addition multipliers:
Ship composed of 100% fire weapons*:             +0.5x points
Gunner brings incendiary rounds:                      +0.1x points
ALL engineers bring incendiary rounds:               +0.2x points
No chem spray:                                              +1.0x points
Your fly a Spire:                                             +0.2x points
You fly a Squid:                                              +0.1x points
Birthday related items**:                                 +0.01x points per item

Subtraction multipliers:
Ship with no fire weapons/only fire weapon being a flaregun:-0.75x points
Ship with more fire weapons, but rarely used in combat:      -0.75x points
Pyramidion:                                                                   -.2x points
Blenderfish:                                                                   -.1x points

*Fire weapons are flamethrowers, banshees, hades, flare guns, and mine launchers. Regular weapons with incendiary rounds are NOT fire weapons.

**Birthday related items are the Birthday ship theme, party hat for 1 year anniversary, and party hat for 2 year anniversary.


Your total points for the day will be based on your points per kill added to your win/loss total.

Points will be carried over from week to week.



ALL MULTIPLIERS THAT ARE SUBJECTIVE (“stolen” kills, “rarely” used, etc.) are up to the referees and Cake as a whole.
Cake reserves the right to add/subtract points for good/bad behavior.

This event will be streamed at twitch.tv/therobanddanshow

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament!
« on: January 24, 2015, 12:53:13 pm »
SIGN UPS ARE STILL OPEN

We have 4 slots left for this week! 4 more ships!

Common, if you were thinking about playing, now's your chance!

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament!
« on: January 23, 2015, 06:39:42 pm »
IMPORTANT:

SIGN-UPS CLOSE NOON TOMORROW (SATURDAY) GMT.


If we don't hit 16 ships by then, we'll extending on a first come-first served basis.

But for now, we still have unlimited slots!

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The Signal Tower / Re: A Very Merry Brickmas VoD
« on: January 23, 2015, 09:22:41 am »
AND HAPPY HANUKIRK!

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Community Events / Re: Cake's Unbirthday Tournament!
« on: January 23, 2015, 08:59:08 am »
Yes, Please, David.

Just so we have everything in one place.


Is the decision to make flying a spire always be a much lower bonus than flying any non-heavy weapon ship with all fire weapons a conscious one?

I'd be willing to consider a heavy weapon fire-based to complete an all-fire set if you bring no gunner and incendiary rounds only.

This considering of a heavy weapon as fire-based would be only for the complete set bonus. You will receive appropriate reductions if you use exclusively that weapon.



Non-meta I get, but why the Pyra hate?  Because it's an easy ship?  Then ban Junkers and Goldfish, too.

Pyras are not banned, you just get a little reduction from your win/loss points because of how common they are. I've seen all-pyra competitive matches, but no 100% composition of any other ship in the current meta.

Blenderfish get a little reduction as well.

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