I Challenge.....!

[Richard LeMoon]

Same as the banning game, but a Challenge instead! You must Challenge the poster above you in any way you wish, and win or lose. You must explain why you won or lost.

Example:

I challenge The Pit to a dual of wits and WIN due to The Pit lacking a single wit.

[ShadedExalt]

I challenge Richard LeMoon to find the biggest, meanest, most adorable giant reptile he can

I put forth the Orkeosaurus:

[Richard LeMoon]

(you forgot to say if you won or lost, and why)

[ShadedExalt]

As Richard did not provide an adorable Squiggoth to ride, I would win, but seeing as how I failed to properly post, I lose.

 

[Richard LeMoon]

I challenge Shaded to a friendly game of 'set the pony on fire', and lose because he hid my Incendiary ammo. Where? I don't know. He just smiles in the glow of smoldering pony.

[kurganon]

I challenge Richard LeMoon to a sushi cookoff and win because I made sushi some times before and have the experience now.
Like this?^^'

[The Mann]

I challenge Kurganon to find the best Squig and lose as Shaded has already posted it.

[ShadedExalt]

I challenge the Mann to a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! off

I think we all know why I win

[Richard LeMoon]

I challenge Shaded to a BATTLE OF THE WILLS! We both lose because everyone named Will is on vacation this week. Except for Will from the lower East End. He refuses to participate in a deathmatch of Wills.

[Carn]

I challenge Richard to a pie eating contest.  I win after eating 50 pies and Richard collapses after his 49th pie.

[ShadedExalt]

I challenge Carn to see who can retrieve, set up, and use a stomach pump on Richard first

I win because Carn is carrying 50 extra kilos of pie-induced weight

[kurganon]

I challenge ShadedExalt to read a twilight book in public and win either way.
(I don't have anything against twilight in particular, it's just an internet running gag)

[ShadedExalt]

I challenge Kurganon to read the genderbent version of twilight and win because it's almost exactly the same

[ShadedExalt]

I challenge the thread to resist the dark necromantic energies I am embedding within it and win as it is revived, even if temporarily.

[C r o w]

Welp, the thread lost.
I challenge the thread to never lose again, and it loses because, as every other creation of mankind, it is destined to fail eventually like its creator.