Guns Of Icarus Online

Off-Topic => The Pit => Topic started by: Richard LeMoon on February 16, 2017, 08:17:37 pm

Title: I Challenge.....!
Post by: Richard LeMoon on February 16, 2017, 08:17:37 pm

Same as the banning game, but a Challenge instead! You must Challenge the poster above you in any way you wish, and win or lose. You must explain why you won or lost.

Example:

I challenge The Pit to a dual of wits and WIN due to The Pit lacking a single wit.

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: ShadedExalt on February 16, 2017, 08:38:27 pm

I challenge Richard LeMoon to find the biggest, meanest, most adorable giant reptile he can

I put forth the Orkeosaurus (http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Orkeosaurus):

(http://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/f/ff/Orkeosaurus00.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130421152809)

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: Richard LeMoon on February 16, 2017, 08:45:48 pm

(you forgot to say if you won or lost, and why)

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: ShadedExalt on February 16, 2017, 11:59:25 pm

As Richard did not provide an adorable Squiggoth to ride, I would win, but seeing as how I failed to properly post, I lose.

 :'(

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: Richard LeMoon on February 17, 2017, 10:12:37 pm

I challenge Shaded to a friendly game of 'set the pony on fire', and lose because he hid my Incendiary ammo. Where? I don't know. He just smiles in the glow of smoldering pony.

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: kurganon on February 18, 2017, 01:42:37 am

I challenge Richard LeMoon to a sushi cookoff and win because I made sushi some times before and have the experience now.
Like this?^^'

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: The Mann on February 18, 2017, 04:14:03 am

I challenge Kurganon to find the best Squig and lose as Shaded has already posted it.

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: ShadedExalt on February 18, 2017, 02:05:46 pm

I challenge the Mann to a WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! off

I think we all know why I win

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: Richard LeMoon on February 19, 2017, 11:10:07 am

I challenge Shaded to a BATTLE OF THE WILLS! We both lose because everyone named Will is on vacation this week. Except for Will from the lower East End. He refuses to participate in a deathmatch of Wills.

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: Carn on February 19, 2017, 11:13:23 am

I challenge Richard to a pie eating contest.  I win after eating 50 pies and Richard collapses after his 49th pie.

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: ShadedExalt on February 20, 2017, 04:36:57 pm

I challenge Carn to see who can retrieve, set up, and use a stomach pump on Richard first

I win because Carn is carrying 50 extra kilos of pie-induced weight

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: kurganon on February 21, 2017, 03:51:56 pm

I challenge ShadedExalt to read a twilight book in public and win either way.
(I don't have anything against twilight in particular, it's just an internet running gag)

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: ShadedExalt on February 22, 2017, 09:59:21 am

I challenge Kurganon to read the genderbent version of twilight and win because it's almost exactly the same

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: ShadedExalt on March 20, 2017, 09:31:32 pm

I challenge the thread to resist the dark necromantic energies I am embedding within it and win as it is revived, even if temporarily.

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: C r o w on March 23, 2017, 03:19:02 pm

Welp, the thread lost.
I challenge the thread to never lose again, and it loses because, as every other creation of mankind, it is destined to fail eventually like its creator.

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: ShadedExalt on March 23, 2017, 07:32:28 pm

I challenge C r o w to a Morgan Freeman jokes off

I win. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ch5MEJk5ZCQ)

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: ShadedExalt on May 20, 2017, 03:06:24 pm

I challenge this thread to stay dead, with the winner decided based on what happens after this post

Title: Re: I Challenge.....!
Post by: Carn on May 21, 2017, 11:29:50 am

I challenge Shaded to lose his previous challenge.

By posting in this thread, the thread does not stay dead, therefore both the thread and I win.