The Bragging Thread

[Surette]

wait you guys are roomates? xD

DMax and Plasma are, yes. I've been best friends with both of them for four years now and have lived with them in the past, moving back in with them in September.

[Parkourwalrus]

On fjords, I shot a flare into the clouds, and hit a ship coming out of them. they crashed into the ground, and the metamidion I was on ram killed them (the flare was on the side).

[Captain Phil]

Two times have I dominated a 1v3 battle in a squid that was not even my own.

[naufrago]

Two times have I dominated a 1v3 battle in a squid that was not even my own.

Based on your levels, I can only assume you piloted, gunned, and repaired simultaneously.

[timmymonsta]

Two times have I dominated a 1v3 battle in a squid that was not even my own.

Based on your levels, I can only assume you piloted, gunned, and repaired simultaneously.

Based on your levels, I myself can assume that you um.. fix things. Yea I believe that's right... maybe... I'm bad at this.

[Lehran]

turned a 4-1 losing match into a 5-4 victory

[Gryphos]

Once I was piloting a junker on canyons with a harpoon on front. Somehow I thought it was a good idea to charge both the opposing ships while my ally was away. Rammed one, killing it somehow, while hooking onto the other, before destroying that one with a broadside. It was quite awesome.

[N-Sunderland]

I single-handedly developed the fastest and most efficient method of repairing Squid engines with one engineer.

[Shinkurex]

I single-handedly developed the fastest and most efficient method of repairing Squid engines with one engineer.

Need to record it first ..... jk... it is a pretty fast method... I was impressed

[Zenark]

I've rammed an enemy Goldfish with moonshine only to kill him, ram the Squid behind him and kill it too.

Also got my first Teabag of Destiny last night <3:c

[James T. Kirk]

The map was Duel at Dawn. It was my first time piloting a Squid, and the other 3 captains were in one as well, but they made it clear that they flew them often enough.

After almost slipping off the hole in the railing and about a minute of being amazed at the speed I could fly around the little map, I decided to get down to business. With my Banshee pointed forward, and my Gat on the right, I played the Squid like I do my Goldfish: take them out before they take you out.

Score ended up 5-1, in favor of my team, ally got caught in a crossfire.


"Mark this captain down boys, he's a good one."

First time I flew with Silverst, someone who became one of my best in-game friends, gunners, and engineers.

[Lehran]

32 lochnagar kills so far. 25 of them in the past few days

[Shaytan]

Some.. Some people say.. I'm good at Mortar. I- I guess.

[James T. Kirk]

I'm working on perfecting the tactic of offensive mining.

I've got quite a way to go, but many a time have I dropped back into the lobby after a match hearing "PLEASE. STOP SHOOTING THE MINES AT US."

[Cowboy Spike Spiegel]

So I playe d match with some good buddy from TCD and well we got on something of a roll. The opposing team got real mad after they thought they had victory when they learned we had been screwing around most of the time and our own engies were trolling each other with dumb cooldowns. In the end we played serious and crushed the enemy team. nce agian they got real mad at us. So next game we screw around again except I'm using a goldfish with a Hellhound on he front and I'm having my gunner load lochnagar while I ram them mercilessly. I got three ram kills in a 2v2 with a goldfish. I felt pretty damn good about it. I don't know why but I just felt this insatiable need to ram my enemies or sit atop the Mobula one of them had. All I have to say n the end though is Moonshine away.