"Thanks... I think." Surette stares down at the mug of Wild Wind Ale with interest, before cautiously raising it towards his lips. Taking a sip, he instantly gets a dizzying sensation. "Well, here goes nothing..." Surette takes a long swig from the mug, and finds himself deep in the heart of a jungle. Yiski? What happened to the saloon? Why am I in a jungle? Surette reaches down and pulls out his machete that he doesn't remember ever having, but this is no time for asking questions. He begins running along the jungle floor, hacking aside brush that happens to be in his way. With each slash, the trees around him change from green to blue to purple to red to yellow to white to slash rainbow.
With the final slash, the forest walls transform into a technicolor dance party. Trees are swaying in rhythm, the colors overwhelming. Animals scurry out of their homes to join the festivities. A polkadot tiger waltzes over to Surette, asking him to hop on. Naturally, Surette obliges excitedly as the two race through the trees, the colors blurring and whirling behind him. He lets out a war cry with his machete raised high. Nearby inhabitants cower in fear as the tiger deftly maneuvers around roots and branches, carrying the crazed Surette with ease. To Narnia! Surette commands the tiger. My people need me! The tiger edges faster, until the entire world blends into a single point of light. WAAARRBAAHARHAG!
Thud. Surette opens his eyes to the dimly lit saloon ceiling. The colors had drained, and Yiski, Bdr, Roland, Ny-Lee, and Liu stood circled around him, all grinning. "I think I'm good with the rest of this Wild Wind Ale. Although I did meet a tiger. My head hurts." Surette stumbles to his feet, picks up an overturned barstool, and takes his seat again. "I think I'll just sit here for a while."