How to stop the DDoS attacks

[David Dire]

Step 1: Find the locations of every GoIO player
Step 2: Abduct all of them
Step 3: Bring them to a giant underground survival vault
Step 4: Start Thermonuclear war between all the super powers. Make sure the surface of the planet is just a smoldering ball of glass.
Step 5: Let GoIO players live in piece forever. 

[ShadedExalt]

So... Fallout?

[David Dire]

So... Fallout?

Guns of Icarus Real Life Fallout DLC, yes.

[DJ Logicalia]

This sounds like the most hip-happening GoI convention ever

[ShadedExalt]

So... Fallout?

Guns of Icarus Real Life Fallout DLC, yes.

Yesssssssssssss

[Koali]

Step 6: Build airships out of the leftovers and shoot each other.

[Carn]

Step 7: Commit the greatest of heresies, Boarding.

[Koali]

Shhh, Carn. Speak not of such things.

[David Dire]

Shhh, Carn. Speak not of such things.

At least it's not a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN.

[ShadedExalt]

Step 8: Rebuild society exactly like Fallout.

[Carn]

Except with GOIO airships and weaponry

[Ashunera]

Short lived that is was, I did, for a time, commit the cardinal sin via a carefully timed jump. I Boarde*sound of a MUSE employee stabbing me*


Also, on the subject of Fallout: Guns of Icarus edition, we have even more reason to have the tesla gun then! Make it happen people!

[Queso]

I was about to be really disappointed by someone that didn't understand how DDoS attacks work suggesting some technical sounding non-solution to the problem. Then I read it and realized we were in the lounge. Carry on.

[ShadedExalt]

And plasma

And lasers

And grenades

And the goddamn AM-Rifle

[Kamoba]

I was about to be really disappointed by someone that didn't understand how DDoS attacks work suggesting some technical sounding non-solution to the problem. Then I read it and realized we were in the lounge. Carry on.

Turn it off, and then turn it back on again...
If this does not learn, consult the manual, which will tell you to phone tech support, who will ask you to check the manual again before placing you on hold. While on hold you discover Matt fixed it by hitting it repeatedly with a pipe wrench.