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Offline David Dire

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How to stop the DDoS attacks
« on: May 25, 2015, 05:02:38 pm »
Step 1: Find the locations of every GoIO player
Step 2: Abduct all of them
Step 3: Bring them to a giant underground survival vault
Step 4: Start Thermonuclear war between all the super powers. Make sure the surface of the planet is just a smoldering ball of glass.
Step 5: Let GoIO players live in piece forever. 

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2015, 05:12:37 pm »
So... Fallout?

Offline David Dire

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2015, 05:29:39 pm »
So... Fallout?

Guns of Icarus Real Life Fallout DLC, yes.

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2015, 05:36:38 pm »
This sounds like the most hip-happening GoI convention ever

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2015, 05:43:43 pm »
So... Fallout?

Guns of Icarus Real Life Fallout DLC, yes.

Yesssssssssssss

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2015, 06:30:44 pm »
Step 6: Build airships out of the leftovers and shoot each other.

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2015, 06:32:42 pm »
Step 7: Commit the greatest of heresies, Boarding.

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2015, 06:33:56 pm »
Shhh, Carn. Speak not of such things.

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2015, 08:45:00 pm »
Shhh, Carn. Speak not of such things.

At least it's not a FUCKING INFLATABLE FUCKING CROWN.

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2015, 08:53:10 pm »
Step 8: Rebuild society exactly like Fallout.

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2015, 10:23:16 pm »
Except with GOIO airships and weaponry

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2015, 11:02:11 pm »
Short lived that is was, I did, for a time, commit the cardinal sin via a carefully timed jump. I Boarde*sound of a MUSE employee stabbing me*


Also, on the subject of Fallout: Guns of Icarus edition, we have even more reason to have the tesla gun then! Make it happen people!

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2015, 11:11:09 pm »
I was about to be really disappointed by someone that didn't understand how DDoS attacks work suggesting some technical sounding non-solution to the problem. Then I read it and realized we were in the lounge. Carry on.

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2015, 08:49:12 am »
And plasma

And lasers

And grenades

And the goddamn AM-Rifle

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Re: How to stop the DDoS attacks
« Reply #14 on: May 26, 2015, 10:22:00 am »
I was about to be really disappointed by someone that didn't understand how DDoS attacks work suggesting some technical sounding non-solution to the problem. Then I read it and realized we were in the lounge. Carry on.

Turn it off, and then turn it back on again...
If this does not learn, consult the manual, which will tell you to phone tech support, who will ask you to check the manual again before placing you on hold. While on hold you discover Matt fixed it by hitting it repeatedly with a pipe wrench.