Raiding Eric's Desk

[Indreams]

Felt like a princess would be appropriate for the situation. You know, the whole "raiding a flying evil fortress with a group of heroes" thing.

We could just drop the bit about the princess. Wouldn't matter too much.

[Carn]

we could like rescue a dog

[HamsterIV]

This plan needs to open with a Pizza delivery to distract the muse devs from the treasure trove that is Eric's Desk. There is nothing like melted cheese over bread and sauce to distract an indie dev especially when it is free.

[Indreams]

Alright, we open with a pizza delivery, distracting muse. The Yeshan armada and the Anglean raiders will assault the evil flying fortress of doom, and rescue a princess. While that's happening, we'll clandestinely sneak into Muse office. Carn will pull out an axe, smash the desk. We'll gather the lore and escape on a Squid that Kamoba will commandeered.


Is there any noticeable flaws with the plan?

[Carn]

what kind of pizza? anchovies and olives? pineapple? we need convincing details

[Byron Cavendish]

Can we leave behind a claymore?

[Carn]

do you mean the explosive? or the Scottish sword?

[Richard LeMoon]

I think an explosive Scottish sword would be a good calling card. Or a Claymore loaded with Claymores... .*gets new idea for heavy gun*

[Carn]

I think an explosive Scottish sword would be a good calling card. Or a Claymore loaded with Claymores... .*gets new idea for heavy gun*

I repeat, i like the way you think

[Richard LeMoon]

Sadly, all our planning was for nothing. The attack was anticipated, and we failed.


edit* *changed the video*

[Carn]

ha, that junker was just a prison transport we were using as bait. The marauders are within the walls

[Indreams]

Indeed, as we speak, the Yeshan Youth and the Anglean Marauders are delivering Pizza to Muse.

[ShadedExalt]

I shall lie in wait with my trusty duck tape launcher, with moustachio tape.  I shall tie up the guards in an explosion of mustachioed duck tape.  Then as the AoYY and MLCJHs raid the walls, we shall sneak into the evil fortress.  We shall all have pre-arming timer flaks with one barrel as our weapons, and travel through the hordes of evil minions to get to the tower, in which Ceresbane's sense of humour and Gilder's hopes and dreams are trapped.

[Carn]

there are rumors of another thing trapped with them. The Blame of Shinkurex

[ShadedExalt]

And your grammar/spelling