Raiding Eric's Desk

[Koali]

*Rolls eyes and opens mouth to reveal a Hwacha of Tartarus cannons.*

[Carn]

Deal with the devs. Kill me afterwards fine, but until the lore for Anglea is released, I am immortal

[Koali]

Do we just hug it out? Kirbies are nice to hug.

[ShadedExalt]

Cheap Guild knockoffs.  *brushes aside the smoking confetti.*

[Carn]

Ha, you think the devs would grant me this power for only turning you over? I die when this is over, i will live only long enough to read the lore. And i assure you, those aren't guild knockoffs, they are dev forged.

[Koali]

Carn! Just calm down and have a Snickers!

[ShadedExalt]

Nope.

Devs don't know what it looks like, don't know how it works, and as it is technically not affiliated with the game...

It's my intellectual property.

*Snaps fingers and all the Anglean Tartarus' explode violently, then I sue the pants off the devs*

[Carn]

I will calm down when the lore is done

(I am SOOO enjoying being the villain)

Pah, you got me, however that does mean that the tartarus is not even IN the game

*Waves hand at the gun and reveals it is a pile of rubber ducks*

[ShadedExalt]

Yes, but neither is invincibility.  *Waves hand and the ducks assemble themselves into a working Tartarus made of rubber ducks*

[Carn]

Secrets of the Muse Gods my friend *Snaps fingers and pops the rubber duck tartarus*

[Koali]

*Waves hand and acquires a bag of popcorn, then sits down to enjoy the show.*

[Richard LeMoon]

Meanwhile.....


*continues tunneling unnoticed under the desk and castle with the army of subterranean tunneling Pineapples*

[Carn]

Sorry Koali, I really am. But the Muse gods desire the secrets of your abilities. *Reveals that the popcorn is kirby poison, paralyzing Koali* I was fond of you, but the knowledge of an entire people must come before the life of one creature

[ShadedExalt]

*Shoots a ducktape warhead at Carn, burying him in ducktape.*

Not even Muse can deny the force that holds the universe together!

*Drops a Tartarus on Carn and gives Koali a metamato*

[Koali]

*Reject the Metamato and assumes Stone form.*

As if you'd capture me by simply poisoning me! Think again!

Oh, and I much prefer Maxim Tomatos. Metamatos are for yarn wizards only.