Buy Guns of Icarus Alliance on Steam!
I was about to be really disappointed by someone that didn't understand how DDoS attacks work suggesting some technical sounding non-solution to the problem. Then I read it and realized we were in the lounge. Carry on.
Step 1: Find the locations of every GoIO playerStep 2: Abduct all of themStep 3: Bring them to a giant underground survival vaultStep 4: Start Thermonuclear war between all the super powers. Make sure the surface of the planet is just a smoldering ball of glass.Step 5: Let GoIO players live in piece forever.