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Offline HamsterIV

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #45 on: April 08, 2013, 11:43:19 am »
That moment where your entire ship is on fire from the rocket carousel and your primary engineer tells you:
"I brought buff hammer instead of fire extinguisher because I didn't see any flame throwers on the enemy ships."

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #46 on: April 08, 2013, 12:15:43 pm »
That moment where your entire ship is on fire from the rocket carousel and your primary engineer tells you:
"I brought buff hammer instead of fire extinguisher because I didn't see any flame throwers on the enemy ships."

I did that yesterday. I really needed hull buffs.

Offline RearAdmiralZill

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #47 on: April 08, 2013, 12:18:09 pm »
That moment where your entire ship is on fire from the rocket carousel and your primary engineer tells you:
"I brought buff hammer instead of fire extinguisher because I didn't see any flame throwers on the enemy ships."

I did that yesterday. I really needed hull buffs.

You have committed the ultimate engineer sin.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #48 on: April 08, 2013, 12:20:04 pm »
That moment where your entire ship is on fire from the rocket carousel and your primary engineer tells you:
"I brought buff hammer instead of fire extinguisher because I didn't see any flame throwers on the enemy ships."

I did that yesterday. I really needed hull buffs.

You have committed the ultimate engineer sin.

Casual matches. We dominated anyways.

Offline RearAdmiralZill

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #49 on: April 08, 2013, 12:25:04 pm »
That moment where your entire ship is on fire from the rocket carousel and your primary engineer tells you:
"I brought buff hammer instead of fire extinguisher because I didn't see any flame throwers on the enemy ships."

I did that yesterday. I really needed hull buffs.

You have committed the ultimate engineer sin.

Casual matches. We dominated anyways.

Ive about forgotten what casual matches feel like...

Offline HamsterIV

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #50 on: April 08, 2013, 12:29:11 pm »
It is more that sinking feeling you get when you think your crew came prepared for the situation only to find out one or more of them decided to get "inventive" with the normal load out.

Ive about forgotten what casual matches feel like...

You should make a new account and pretend to be a noob or play on a friend's computer.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #51 on: April 08, 2013, 01:01:42 pm »
That moment when you are kerosene / moonshine through a cloud to escape only to discover there's a big rock on the other side of that cloud.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #52 on: April 08, 2013, 01:32:50 pm »
That moment when you are kerosene / moonshine through a cloud to escape only to discover there's a big rock on the other side of that cloud.

This happens to me a lot on canyon

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #53 on: April 08, 2013, 02:42:20 pm »
That moment when you are kerosene / moonshine through a cloud to escape only to discover there's a big rock on the other side of that cloud.

This happens to me a lot on canyon every map ever.

Fixed that for yea buddy.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #54 on: April 08, 2013, 02:52:09 pm »
That moment when you are flying backwards to keep you front guns on target when a cliff side/rock/ancient ship hull sneaks up on you and bounces you at an odd angle. How can some thing so big and so stationary be so sneaky?

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #55 on: April 08, 2013, 05:14:11 pm »
That moment when you ramkill an enemy and YOUR TEAMMATE GETS THE DAMN POINT.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #56 on: April 08, 2013, 05:18:57 pm »
That moment when you spawn into the map and you're getting hit by mercs before you even have a chance to load your ammo.

That moment when you have the throttle at full speed with moonshine on but somehow you're going backwards.

That moment when the hull explodes right when you're getting the last rebuild hit on it.

That moment when your gat just won't hit for no reason at all.

That moment when your captain finds a creative place to get the ship stuck and can't find a creative solution to get it out.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #57 on: April 08, 2013, 09:18:43 pm »
That moment when you line up a perfect hwacha shot and your captain yanks the wheel.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #58 on: April 08, 2013, 09:25:47 pm »
That moment where you died while running a tar barrel. Respawn, get to the helm and immediately hit reverse to reposition your ship away from your weird spawn...right into your still-active-after-death tar barrel.

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Re: That Moment When...
« Reply #59 on: April 09, 2013, 10:49:36 am »
You're on a squid, and your engineers fix both of the right engines, but leave the left engines destroyed, and you're forced to do your best impression of a one legged duck.