That Moment When...

[The Mann]

If you're a gunner and someone won't change, always go engineer - it'll be suicide

That moment when you being a mine gat pyra and wreck everyone on Paritan Rumble. 

[GurasOguras]

That moment when you're about to back out of a 2v1 with armor close to gone and your crew gets the last kill from +1km

That moment when you're about to destroy your opponent with their armour close to gone and you see them getting the last kill on your ally from +1km

[Clockeye]

That moment when you have a gatling loaded up and about to strip that fish to the fishbone, but your lvl 2 friend shoots the mortar at the ther ship 50000 miles away, and the fishy uses that moment to aim their Hwatcha... -_-

[Huskarr]

That moment when you have a gatling loaded up and about to strip that fish to the fishbone, but your lvl 2 friend shoots the mortar at the ther ship 50000 miles away, and the fishy uses that moment to aim their Hwatcha... -_-

the moment when you stop multiple fishflanks, after convincing your captain that flare on 3 is the only way for a pyra.

[Schwalbe]

That moment when you have a gatling loaded up and about to strip that fish to the fishbone, but your lvl 2 friend shoots the mortar at the ther ship 50000 miles away, and the fishy uses that moment to aim their Hwatcha... -_-

the moment when you stop multiple fishflanks, after convincing your captain that flare on 3 is the only way for a pyra.

Ehh back in my days of being anything resembling a decent engie it was so much impossible, because chemspray was love, chemspray was life.

[MightyKeb]

That moment when you have a gatling loaded up and about to strip that fish to the fishbone, but your lvl 2 friend shoots the mortar at the ther ship 50000 miles away, and the fishy uses that moment to aim their Hwatcha... -_-

the moment when you stop multiple fishflanks, after convincing your captain that flare on 3 is the only way for a pyra.

Ehh back in my days of being anything resembling a decent engie it was so much impossible, because chemspray was love, chemspray was life.

Actually, flare is the only fire weapon that is countered by Extinguisher, especially post buff. Should you miss a chem at all most components tend to go down before you can fully take off all the 15 stacks.

[Huskarr]

That moment when you have a gatling loaded up and about to strip that fish to the fishbone, but your lvl 2 friend shoots the mortar at the ther ship 50000 miles away, and the fishy uses that moment to aim their Hwatcha... -_-

the moment when you stop multiple fishflanks, after convincing your captain that flare on 3 is the only way for a pyra.

Ehh back in my days of being anything resembling a decent engie it was so much impossible, because chemspray was love, chemspray was life.

You say that Schwalbe, but I hardly ever see heavy guns chemed , even against veterans or in competitive matches. At least until I flare them :3.

[Clockeye]

That moment when you wait on your mortar for gat to strip the enemy, but you see the gunner went away so you run to the gun to make it in time, but before you can shoot a gunner grabs your mortar and shoots at the enemy, dealing no damage and ruinin the gat/mortar timing.

[Daft Loon]

That moment when - Projectiles Fired: 291, Projectiles Hit: 310???

[Piemanlives]

That moment when - Projectiles Fired: 291, Projectiles Hit: 310???

That would be your piercing sarcasm.

[Skymonger]

That moment when you have been simultaneously rammed by Two Veteran ships and have Somehow survived... for the next 30 seconds anyway.

That moment when you have Caught yourself on a Crane in Labyrinth or Paritan...While doing a Stamina Moonshine burn.

That moment when you "Accidentally" Rammed a Friendly into an enemy ship and somehow killed them both.

That moment when the conversation in the lobby has turned from making a plan to discussing Porn.

That moment when you meet a fellow Forum user in GOI.
And kill them.

[Schwalbe]

That moment when a noob comes to your ship, seemingly listens to your orders, agrees to all you say, only to totally fucking ignore your orders during match while being on the important role of artemis shooter of art-gat-midion.

That moment when shithead like that totally ruins your match (we literally have lost, because that cunt never listened to what all three of us - Isla, Horus and I - were saying).


One more time someone tells me about great new players, I'll punch that someone in the face, cause I haven't witnessed such a miracle in at least 4 months.

[Lysanya]

That moment when a hwacha spire suicide rams into a pyramidion and dies.

That moment when said pyramidion also dies to the same ram and ends the match in victory for your team.

That moment when you're main decking a pyra, and you're someone's first kill.

That moment when your pilot teases you with double side flare pyra and you don't have time to shoot them because moonshine for days.

That moment when you shoot the side flare anyway and the ship spontaneously implodes due to overburning the engines straight into a hwacha barrage.

That moment when you're told that you're responsible for multiple pub main engis' mindset that shooting flares instead of repairing broken armor, resulting in the death of their ship, is a good idea.

That moment when flares become not only viable in comp matches, but actually set up kills in comp matches.

[Huskarr]

That moment when you and 6 friends sub for nearly a whole team in the last week of 7 deadly ships.

That moment when the one person who is not a sub tells you that this was the best "they" ever did.

That moment when you and Lysanya are on a mobula with a single flare gun and your cap puts you on the side with the flare, because Steffen knows me.

That moment when there is a new flare meta rising in competitive play, but you are to busy being referee or caster to enjoy the fun.

That moment when you try to tell your captain that flare on 3 is the only way for a metamidion, but they tell you there already is a flare on 4.

That moment when you know that the banshee on 3 will either not be in arc or you are to busy trying to keep the ship alive to use it.

That moment when you use the flare on 4 more often than the banshee on 3.

[Dementio]

That moment when people think a new flare meta is rising in competitive, but really has been there since clouds.

That moment you use a harpoon on a Mobula as a pilot and throw an enemy Mobula into your minefield.