That Moment When...

[Carn]

I want there to be some kind of "tar gun". Or something like that. Coupled with mines..............beautiful carnage.

[Kamoba]

I want there to be some kind of "tar gun". Or something like that. Coupled with mines..............beautiful carnage.

It exists, its the pilot tool Tar with a rear mine launcher squid. Best done by Ightrill of Overwatch XD

Don't think of the Squid as a ship, think of it as a mobile Tar gun, learn the rear bifecta angle and bobs your uncle and fannys your aunt.

[Queso]

Some sort of tar gun you say? Heh heh heh.

[Carn]

Some sort of tar gun you say? Heh heh heh.

........Go on............

[Dementio]

I demand more visible custom matches!

[Daft Loon]

That moment when you take a hades-hades-h.flak spire with a crew of low level complete strangers including a lvl 2 gunner and they proceed to annihilate every target you point them at.

That moment when one of those kills involves staring down a pyra until it rams itself to death on your balloon.

That moment when you're sad you can't play another game with them because you need to stop playing and get some sleep.

That moment when you then proceed to post stuff on the forum instead for about the amount of time another game would have taken.

[Dutch Vanya]

I demand more visible custom matches!

Also, once this happens and you start deleting people it still says you are at your limit, it's broken for me anway.

[Kamoba]

That moment your level 2, 5, 7 crew with allies level 15 and below, win a match against levels 30-45.


You want to feel proud, then you remember levels don't equal skill.

That moment your enemy ships ally rage quits after first death, so you agree to only 1v1 the remaining ship while you explain to your ally how to go off map on Fjords.

[David Dire]

That moment your level 2, 5, 7 crew with allies level 15 and below, win a match against levels 30-45.


You want to feel proud, then you remember levels don't equal skill.

That moment your enemy ships ally rage quits after first death, so you agree to only 1v1 the remaining ship while you explain to your ally how to go off map on Fjords.

While level =/= skill, it's morel likely for the much higher level to win, as they have at least a little experience.

I mean, if they're braindead, then they're easily beaten, but if they're higher level by alot, and have any intelligence, it's a higher chance to win.

[DJ Logicalia]

Generally, when I'm up against really low level people and I'm playing with my high level friends, I'll take joke builds/not really try all that hard. I don't mind losing to low level people as long as we're all having fun

[Kamoba]

Generally, when I'm up against really low level people and I'm playing with my high level friends, I'll take joke builds/not really try all that hard. I don't mind losing to low level people as long as we're all having fun

Oh these guys were try-Harding.. Incompetently, but try Harding nonetheless lol.

[Lueosi]

That moment when...

... you play with your alt account and carrying the team on a Squid, doing an ok game. Then mid match a high level player joins replacing the decent AI main engi with Spanner, Pipe Wrench, not able to keep Balloon and Engines up against Hwachas and Artemis, constantly mocking about how bad you fly and how bad it is to not use a mic. When the enemy decides to totally ignore your ally and you need to play super defensively by dodging all Hwachas and using little hard cover to maximum effect he gets even harsher in language and says how you are abusing the Squid and asks you if he can take over... Also laughing at your advice to other low level captain how to approach best. (Fun fact I have that person blocked for bad behavior on my main acc since a long time.)

Luckily when playing on alt account I always meet super nice and actually really good new players and this was fortunately the first really bad encounter with a veteran. Also I really wish I had recorded that match, the commentary was priceless.

[Carn]

That moment when...

... you play with your alt account and carrying the team on a Squid, doing an ok game. Then mid match a high level player joins replacing the decent AI main engi with Spanner, Pipe Wrench, not able to keep Balloon and Engines up against Hwachas and Artemis, constantly mocking about how bad you fly and how bad it is to not use a mic. When the enemy decides to totally ignore your ally and you need to play super defensively by dodging all Hwachas and using little hard cover to maximum effect he gets even harsher in language and says how you are abusing the Squid and asks you if he can take over... Also laughing at your advice to other low level captain how to approach best. (Fun fact I have that person blocked for bad behavior on my main acc since a long time.)

Luckily when playing on alt account I always meet super nice and actually really good new players and this was fortunately the first really bad encounter with a veteran. Also I really wish I had recorded that match, the commentary was priceless.

I can guess who.......

[Kamoba]

That moment when...

... you play with your alt account and carrying the team on a Squid, doing an ok game. Then mid match a high level player joins replacing the decent AI main engi with Spanner, Pipe Wrench, not able to keep Balloon and Engines up against Hwachas and Artemis, constantly mocking about how bad you fly and how bad it is to not use a mic. When the enemy decides to totally ignore your ally and you need to play super defensively by dodging all Hwachas and using little hard cover to maximum effect he gets even harsher in language and says how you are abusing the Squid and asks you if he can take over... Also laughing at your advice to other low level captain how to approach best. (Fun fact I have that person blocked for bad behavior on my main acc since a long time.)

Luckily when playing on alt account I always meet super nice and actually really good new players and this was fortunately the first really bad encounter with a veteran. Also I really wish I had recorded that match, the commentary was priceless.

Funnily enough, I've experienced almost exactly the same thing, except the high level joined as gunner on a squid, and then refused to shoot the balloon with the carronade because, even though we were rarely in gun arcs, he found the risk of being shot too scary with a, and I quote... "level 17 retard who shouldn't be using squid cos squid should only be used by good pilots with a match count of a few thousand."

I didn't block him, but I sure as hell made sure to troll him by following his every lobby for the rest of the night, and got myself onto pilot slot against every match, so many people were understanding and willing to give up their pilot slot for the cause of revenge, he quit with harsh words and reported me.. XD

[Schwalbe]

Who was that guy? Just curious. PM me if needed.

That moment, when 7 lvl engineer knows to hit the middle pyra engine from below, does good job with repairs and know when to shoot side gun <3

Better than most engies up to lvl 25 I've seen. <3