RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

"The heck is an ecto-shot?"

{[AI] Master Bartender Elite Nestor} "Carn, Ingur, we serve just about everything from this plane of existence. I'm afraid we don't have anything from the land of the dead."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Dammit, then can I rent a barrel of hellfire to float in?"

[Koali]

"Good news, our stock was renewed when we went back in time. You can have one on the house!"

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Make it a barrel for two."

[Koali]

"Mind explaining exactly what's going to happen?"

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Well we never got to get married........"

Ingur's face, despite being a ghost, somehow manages to blush. Carn is trying to stare at nothing and listen to no one.

[Koali]

"Well, shoot, if you wanna go get married I guess you're gonna have to leave out the whole thing about 'Till death do us part,' am I right? Now, I don't know what to think about phantom hanky-panky, but I can certainly say that I can't stand for unmarried hanky-panky. Especially in a Hellfire barrel."

[Carn]

(Carn) "I just wanted to float in some booze for awhile, I still may be able to feel the effects of hellfire......"

[Koali]

"Do you bear a strong emotional attachment to Hellfire?"

[Carn]

(Carn) is somehow drooling a kind of.......goo

(Ingur) "I'd take that as a yes."

[Koali]

{[AI] Nestor}: "Ugh... Alright, there you go, you're getting ectoplasmic discharge on the floor. I'm not even sure if it's possible to clean that up!"

[Carn]

(Carn) "Eh, just give it a spitshine."

[Koali]

"Say... Did you two get married before you died?"

[Carn]

(Ingur) "Well we never got to get married........"

(Carn) using some sort of hocus pocus ghost voodoo spell, Carn points up and the words Ingur previously said, are now floating in the air

[Koali]

*Snaps nonexistant fingers.*

"Knew I was forgetting something. To get married, at least properly, you have to be alive. I'm sure there's a weird way to bring you two back from the dead besides the obviously much simpler method of using the Wildcard. Something involving some kind of Quest. Any ideas?"