RP Tavern (Name never set in stone!)

[Koali]

From outside the Tavern's doors a pair of distant explosions is NOT heard.

"The meteoric iron could be tough. Could we use regular iron instead?"

[Carn]

(Carn) "No. Meteoric iron has special properties. Regular iron, while useful in some ways, isn't very special."

[Koali]

"Hey, not so loud! You'll hurt the frying pan's feelings!"

[Carn]

(Carn) "I swear, if ANYONE has animated or brought to life a frying pan..........I will make them explode."

(Ingur) "Can you do that?"

(Carn) "No idea." his ghostly form begins to crackle with very real electricity "BUT I CAN CERTAINLY TRY!!"

[Koali]

"What? Nononono, I was making a joke about it being made of cast iron. Regular iron, mind you. Now, if we could find meteoric iron, where would it be?"

[Carn]

(Carn) settles down, slightly "From a meteor. Surely you have one in that pink maw of yours."

[Koali]

"Listen, I can do a lot, but vomiting up a meteor... I'm just not sure."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Then I'll just haunt this place for all eternity. Specifically the hellfire."

[Koali]

"No you won't. We'll find a way. Spades might have an idea, let me ping him."

Koali turns to Spades' unconscious body and pokes it.

"Yo, we could use some help."

[Carn]

(Ingur) "I have an idea." She literally hops into Spade's mind. A few minutes later, she comes back out. "There's apparently a meteor with a good amount of iron, a few hundred miles to the east."

[Koali]

"What did you just... You know what? Never mind. Can you guys anchor yourselves to the Squidlet?"

[Carn]

(Ingur) "What? You didn't know ghosts can screw with people's minds?"

(Carn) "Provided you have a canteen or two of Hellfire we can float in."

[Koali]

"Will you quit with the Hellfire? Why don't you just give me the recipe of your brand of Raider's Rum? I'll fix up a keg and you can float in that."

[Carn]

(Carn) "Bulls blood, nightshade, rum preferably of a good Chaladonian vintage, a pinch of dragon peppers, and three drops of tar. That's a basic recipe that should do nicely. There has never been a fully defined recipe. Oh, and empty the powder from a few charged rounds too."

[Koali]

Koali checks the cellar and finds everything there.

"Either this is a magic cellar or I really need to clean it out at some point."