GOIA memes

[Mean Machine]

I legit got into an argument with a level 16 gunner yesterday about this.

Yesterday level 14 engineer was telling us (lvl 45 crew) how to crew on goldfish, while he was engineer, camping on starboard gun 95% of the time, maybe hit hull once in whole game, so i kept whole ship alive as much as i could.

[Schwalbe]

(I legitimately had a guy like that aboard my blenderfish - he refused to understand how much he himself SUCKED. Come on! Claimes not to lag, AND MISSES GALLEON'S BALLOON [murderous whispering])



(almost everytime I encounter newbies with my flamemidion, which I choose to fly when in mood for goofying around or feeling merciful enough not to take meta).



(Murderous whispering intensifies)



(PS True story. Thank God enemies were scrubs too)

Edit:



(such guy happened to be aboard waffleghost's ship - level 7 guy, let me add... long story, one of those punks I wish I could smack through the internet connection)

[Kamoba]

(Murderous whispering intensifies)

[

Yesterday I had that pilot...
Me: "Turn ship left more please, we don't have arcs on the guns"

That pilot: "wtf this ship sucks!"
[newbie pilot has left the match]
*Kamoba takes the helm and presses f3*
Mwahahahaha its quad hwacha galleon and the engineers have heavy by my recommendation!
Don't worry boys I'll give you arcs!
Mwahahaha!
*coughs and clears throat composing himself.*

[David Dire]

someone post the base of Schwalbe's memes.

[MightyKeb]

This was literally the philosophy behind my 4 pack pilot using junker



And this was literally what I used to think about lumberjack after playing in a galleon with this on Labyrinth. From what I can recall, the gun was damaged but I thought the arcs were shit by default, and I didnt even bother loading lesmok.

[Arturo Sanchez]

meme should have been powder monkey though.

I thought swabbie was just a nebulous term for scrub.


powder monkeys are too specific to create generic meme goodness.

besides they all look the same.

[Schwalbe]

someone post the base of Schwalbe's memes.

Ceresbane posted it page earlier.

Here you go:

I now registered a new meme in a meme generator.

I call it the leet swabbie. We really should have created this character from page 1.

http://memegenerator.net/Leet-Swabbie

create your own.

Edit: I'm surprised - I want to say that Ceresbane did something brilliant. I can't believe it.

[David Dire]

[David Dire]

Does this happen to anyone else?

[HamsterIV]

[Schwalbe]

@Mean Machine, yup, that's that "personel problem" I had today.

[Kamoba]

[DJ Logicalia]

I once had someone tell me they specialized in rear gunning and refused to shoot any other gun.

I have no idea

[David Dire]

[HamsterIV]

I once had someone tell me they specialized in rear gunning and refused to shoot any other gun.

I have no idea

I was referring to novice pilots who do this. They put the galleon on full speed forward then jump off the helm and shoot the rear gun. I had a guy like this as the captain of an ally ship who thought he was doing pretty good because he only died once.