That moment you betray your friends to join the other team in an attempt to even out the teams...
This fits into so many things.
That moment you take lumberjack against a low-level Galleon.
That moment you see the enemy pilot/gunner complain about guns always being broken, and you were on the artemis for most of the match.
That moment you mess up one chem cycle when being flamed.
That moment you goomba stomp an enemy ship.
That moment you see one high-level ship with exclusively novice allies.
That moment you're on a high-level team and make mistakes that should have been avoided.
That moment you fly a ramming build and your main engi starts off the match so relaxed.
That moment you mine a galleon completely out of arc.
That moment you see one reasonable person on a crew of shit talkers and have no room on your team to invite them to swap.