Signs You've Been Playing Too Much GoIO

[Indreams]

44. When you, busy with college apps and end of the semester tests/essays/projects, haven't played much recently, but still stick around the forum in the short free times.

[macmacnick]

41. the drums

THE DRUMS! ...I...I hear them... ...I hear them when my evil english teacher is approaching in the hallways... ...when a test is coming... ...when the finals are closing in... ...OH GOD NO!... ...THE DRUMS INTENSIFIED!... ...TH-THE FINALS ARE NIGH! ...Only... only half a day away...
42. When Rethburn's works start to get you to begin writing slashfiction... and then you start getting good Horrible ideas of those involving real life friends, and also pairings of people who piss you off. (I have about five of real-life things.)

Agreed on the drums.  Could you shoot me one of Rethburn's 'works'?

There's one on the forums... hmm.. lets see, where did that go...





















Ah, here it is...

Sorry boys, I'm already in a commited relationship with a certain...  ... "honeysweet" guy.

"There, perfect.."

Spoon lighted the last candle, and then blew out the match, putting it beneath the wax-torches lighting the dark room. He grabbed a wooden bowl, and sprinkled roses all over the floor, leading to the bed, then proceeded to take of his shirt, revealing the manliest musk since the days of Swallows' Lumberjack times.

"My badger is going to love this, I can't wait to see the look on his face." He said, inadvertently thinking about "his other face". Needless to say, a tent was pitched in the room, on that thought. He strolled to the bed, and greased his manly chest in a musk, which could only be described as the nectar of Zeus. He fetched a rose and placed it in his mouth, not minding the accidental prick in his finger, bleeding ever so softly.

The Sarge' checked the block, then put it away, as it ruined the darklit mood of romance. In that very same moment, the door open slowly. Sarge' only barely managed to hit the stereo, set to play sensual jazz. HoneyBadger stared through the darkness, looking at the man on his bed. A smile lit up his face.

"You've been waiting here the whole time..! I-i'm sorry, I had to wrap up some guys. I-i mean, we were playing together..!" He said, realising how it had sounded.

"Shhh, you look so cute when you blush." Spoon said, getting up. "Let's see if you get any cuter with your clothes off.." Spoon embraced Honey, and then started to work his clothes off, a soft moan exhibited from the Badgers' mouth, staring into the ceiling with an estatic expression.

Together they moved, Spoon spinning and turning, Laying Badger down on the rose-covered bed, as one hell of a night erupted.

Never to be continued.

45. When you're able to find the general location of the old threads in the pit, by date and page number.

[ShadedExalt]

Its...



Its beautiful...

Never been the hugest fan of slash, but that weren't half bad!

46. When you threaten to mine somebody who pissed you off.

In real life.

[DJ Logicalia]

47: When your roommates know the names of ships, ammo types, your clan mates and other prominent clans

And they don't even own the game.

[Arturo Sanchez]

48. When you imagine player characters in their underwear.
49. When you imagine ships in lingerie.

[Canon Whitecandle]

48. When you imagine player characters in their underwear.
49. When you imagine ships in lingerie.

50. When you'd tap them engines wearing them skanky threads.

[ShadedExalt]

51. When you have become a master of the one-handed-sammich engineer repair style.

48. When you imagine player characters in their underwear.
49. When you imagine ships in lingerie.

50. When you'd tap them engines wearing them skanky threads.

52. When you spend an hour or two 'admiring' the Mobula's balloon. wink, wink

[Lieutenant Noir]

When you talk in a different voice "in game" than real life and your teacher is bewildered as to how you sound more British than her

[Indreams]

54. When you've made a Guns of Icarus Ships Graph
https://gunsoficarus.com/community/forum/index.php/topic,5018.0.html

55. When you want to make a Guns of Icarus Guns Graph and you need to land 60 lumber shots and 15 harpoon shots to unlock the data.

[Admiral Ackbar RTDT]

When you start verbally commentating your life saying things like "I'm moving to the other room" and "Following".

[Silent Marauder]

57. When you bought some good quality vodka with metal shards and before drinking it you scream "Moonshine, go!"
58. When you want to build yourself a Goldfish
59. When you realize that you can only build Squid from scavenged materials
60. When your world map looks pretty much like this:



61. When you do not need wiki to create this map
62. When you create such map

[Replaceable]

Salute for that map. Amazing.

Oh and

63. When you get a little bit mad when people haven't posted in the forums since you last checked your unread posts. Guys hurry up and post more.

[ShadedExalt]

63. When you get a little bit mad when people haven't posted in the forums since you last checked your unread posts. Guys hurry up and post more.

THIS!

60. When your world map looks pretty much like this:

Y u no Canada?  You have insulted my Homeland, good sir!

64. When you have started to infect your friends with GoIO fever.


And they live in like 3 different countries.

[shaelyn]

65.  soooo this conversation happened while at work:

From: shaelyn
oh my god I just verbally referred to our CSRs as CAs – slip of the tongue

From: Daemacil
You’re probably fine as long as you don’t load burst rounds into the multipliers.
Be sure to keep the fax machine buffed, or we won’t get that memo out.

[Canon Whitecandle]

65.  soooo this conversation happened while at work:

From: shaelyn
oh my god I just verbally referred to our CSRs as CAs – slip of the tongue

From: Daemacil
You’re probably fine as long as you don’t load burst rounds into the multipliers.
Be sure to keep the fax machine buffed, or we won’t get that memo out.

Because memos are just /that/ important.