so... you stayed with us for 6 weeks. then you stayed with us for 2 more. and here it is.
so, let's get right down to business!
IN FIRST PLACE:
THE MASTERS OF THE KITTEH CATTEREH
THE TOUGHEST, RICHEST, BESTEST MOTHER-LICKERS IN THE SKY!!!!!
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THE GOLDMINERS!!!!
indeed. The Goldminers, with a total of 130 points, after betting it all and scoring 6 kill in their final game. taking an impressive 123 points out of their final match on water hazard, they are the runaway winners, on the TimmyB Tournament's first installment. congradulations go to Princess Tutu, ToraTsuki, Rythm Rogue and The Froginator!
but alas, second place awaits!IN SECOND PLACE!
THESE MONSTERS OF BATTLE BOIL WHAT'S LEFT OF THEIR VICTIMS
THEN THEY DRINK THEIR MONSTROUS CONCOTIONS...
(their enemies are tea plants)
IT'S
TEATIME!!!These masters of tacticionary tactics played it smart. Betting only 24 points into their final game, the came out of it with a grand total of 101 points, an outstanding 96 of which came from 3 kills in their game, and a healthy stash stored in the back to be added on!AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THE FINAL OF THIS EVENT'S 3, GLORIOUS CHAMPIONS
THE SLAMMERS OF CLAMMERS
THE HUNS OF PUNS
NO, THIS IS NOT ANY OTTER TEAM
IT'S
THE VAGABOND OTTERS!!With the second highest kill count in week 6, these fighting furry fiends bet 100% of their hard, earned, points and came out laughing. with a grand total of 94 points, scoring 82 of which from their final game, thier place on the podium is well deserved.so, now we move onto the SUPER AMAZING HYPER OPTIMISTIC MEGA BONUS POINTS!
the first point, is the gamblers token, worth 2 actual points, and awarded only to those that took the untimate leap of faith and place not 1%, not 10%, but 100% of their points into their final match. the teams that earned this super bonus point are:
The Vagabond Otters
Ducklok
Raining Tacos
The Goldminers
The Brotherhood
Dopping
Life After Love
Please Notice Me Send Pie
the second super bonus point is the certificate of attendance. this is awarded only to the most dedicated of teams, that signed up for every single week after their first appearance and for their devotion, they are granted 5 points. these teams are:
Vagabond Otters
Flammenwaffe
Ducklok
Raining Tacos
Teatime
Thrallicious
Hydra
The Goldminers
The Brotherhood
Dopping
Life After Love
Crimson Sky Menace
the Jumping Amazing Super Optimistic Noodle Squad
Please Notice Me Send Pie
Les Phenic Exalt
Le Filbustier
the third super bonus point is a special one, awarded to only 1 team. this, is the biggest loser trophy, awarded to the Raining Tacos, who bet all 44 of their points, more than any other team to get nothing back from their final match. so out of sympathy for these lusorz, we gave them 5 points
the fourth super bonus point, the scroll of shortenization, is a simple 2 point bonus for the teams that had names so long, we decided to turn them into abbreviations. this point is granted to S.H.M.U.R.G. and the J.A.S.O.N.S.
the fifth super bonus point was granted to 3 teams, for simply outstanding and/or georgeous logo design. this 5 point bonus. this point, AKA the artist's plaque of excellency, is given to Flammenwaffe, Ducklok, and Les Phenix Exalt.
the sixth super bonus point is for a string of themed logos. the chain link of linking logos linkingly is given, for 5 points, to Ducklok and The Vagabond Otters.
The seventh and final super bonus point is worth a whopping 10 points. this bonus point, goes to Ducklok, for an absolutely genious theme from week 1 through 6. this point is called the pick of destiny, and is given to those ducks that rock harder than us all.
SO! The final table is upon us, and I shall make you wait no longer!
in 1st place with 130 points and 2 super bonus points, it's the Goldminers
in 2nd place with 101 points and 1 super bonus points, it's Teatime
in 3rd place with 94 points and 3 super bonus points, it's the Vagabond Otters
in 4th place with 79 points and 2 super bonus points, it's Life After Love
in 5th place with 75 points and 1 super bonus points, it's Thrallicious
in 6th place with 53 points and no super bonus points, it's Brick's Tsundere Waifus
in 7th place with 43 points and 2 super bonus points, it's the J.A.S.O.N.S.
in 8th place with 31 points and 2 super bonus points, it's Les Phenix Exalt
in 9th place with 30 points and 2 super bonus points, it's Flammenwaffe
in 10th place with 29 points and no super bonus points, it's Men In Tights
in 11th place with 27 points and
5 super bonus points, it's Ducklok
in 12th place with 19 points and 1 super bonus points, it's S.H.M.U.R.G.
in 13th place with 18 points and no super bonus points, it's Viva la Dragons
in 14th place with 13 points and 1 super bonus points, it's Le Filbustier
in 15th place with 12 points and 3 super bonus points, it's Raining Tacos
in joint 16th place with 7 points and 2 super bonus points, it's The Brotherhood
in joint 16th place with 7 points and 2 super bonus points, it's Dopping
in joint 16th place with 7 points and 2 super bonus points, it's Please Notice Me Send Pie
in joint 16th place with 7 points and 1 super bonus points, it's Crimson Sky Menace
in 20th place with 5 points and 0 super bonus points, it's The Merry Flying Mongooses
and in joint 21st place with 1 point and 0 super bonus points, it's Succulence
and in joint 21st place with 1 point and 0 super bonus points, it's Musesaurs
and in joint 21st place with 1 point and 0 super bonus points, it's The Black Cloaks Mercenary Team (
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THANK YOU VERY MUCH!(prizes coming soon)
