Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Lydia Litvyak]

[Dan is in ryder mumble, Daniel is yelling about something, Aayra does not want to watch my little pony]
Dan: y'all are silly

speaking of melon:

[killing Lue's fish]
Melon McCrabernathy: Go on, Lydia! Sit on his face!
Lydia Litvyak: I'm not that kind of girl, melon
Melon McCrabernathy: HAHA.....okay
[same game, ram-killing a squid]
Melon McCrabernathy: Ah, so you'll sit on the squid's face but not on Lue's? I see how it is
Lydia Litvyak: Don't question what I do with squids

[sparklerfish]

"Mines don't have friends; they just have targets."
-Ruairi

[Richard LeMoon]

"Even a wandering Pyramidian kills stuff."

-Tropo

[Piemanlives]

I am the very model of an aviation admiral
I fly in every cardinal, vertical and lateral.
I am an expert pilot when I am abusing Kerosene
And Phoenix Claw and Hydrogen and quickly breaking everything.

I'm also educated in the science of extinguishers
Far better am I spraying than those ordinary villagers.
I'm great at engineering when we're taking quite the hammering
I hit it with the mallet and rebuild it with the spannering.

He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!
He hits it with the mallet and rebuilds it with the spannering!

My aviator training covered Goldfish, Pyramidion
With extra special emphasis on piloting a Galleon
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.

In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!

I've studied all the ammo types to load into a howitzer
Whether Burst or Heatsink or Incindiary, Lochnager.
I know to spam with missile sling or get in close for flamering
And sink it with the carronade that strategy is favoring.

I can tell a hostile ship from friendlies rather handily
By noting nothing further than the color of their tapestries.
When looking down a spyglass all my skill shows more apparantly
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.

With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.
With graphical white elements surrounding every enemy.

I've captured every point before while captaining in Anglean
I've taken screenshots on the floor in server-crash circadian.
In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.

In short in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral!

In fact when I know how to use a harpoon with lethality,
When I decide if ramming kills are contra-ethicality,
When I have learned what what changes patches make to competition,
And whether my new crewmates speak in English or Karelian,

When I can aim flak better than a newbie with no microphone,
When I choose to focus targets based on which one's made of styrofoam,
In short, once I have learned to finally fly competitively
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!

You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!
You'll say no better admiral was ever piloting!

In tactical decisions I suffer vision-tunneling
I more than often make my way into a deadly pummeling.
But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
I am the very model of an aviation admiral.

But in flying cardinal, vertical and lateral
He is the very model of an aviation admiral.

- Dr. Spaceman

[AbbyTheRat]

What the hell are you standing there for, expecting
me to help you, when my hull's been pierced
Waiting my saviour, my gatlings are failing me, there's
no room for crew, I can't breathe, I would give my crewmen
for one more hull

I'd give - crewmen
For one more day as captain of your ship
I'd give my crewmen, for one more hull

What the hell am I waiting here for, expecting you to
come and give away your life
Just for a moment of my time, have a hole where I
should have a hull, I'm made of steel, I'm falling
apart, I would give my crewmen for one more hull.

I'd give - crewmen
For one more day as captain of your ship
I'd give my crewmen, for one more hull

I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull, if I only had a hull...

Now I know I will never beat you, I'm a man without
a hull, I'm not allowed to fly carronade galleons
I'm king of the sky, I'm a ruler of clouds, I'd give it
away in a moment. If I only had one moment

I'd give - crewmen
I'd give my crewmen
I'd give - my first-mate to just one more hull

I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull

I'd give it all for a hull
if I was a captain I'd give away my crewmen
gatlings and flames wouldn't mean a thing
If I only had a hull, if I only had a hull
By Caylin "Caylin" Fenikkusu

[RolandTelcontar]

In a Ryder mumble 
-Dementio: I'll back in a moment...
(5 minutes later)
- Dementio: I HAVE RETURNED!!!!
(20 second without response)
-Dementio: I HAVEEE RETURNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-Deltajugg, Extirminator and I: Shut up Daniel!!

[Queso]

If I can get some backing voices, I might just have to do a cover of Aviation Admiral.

[GurasOguras]

Aayra: hi thralls, Aye, Blacky, Diehard
Skrimskraw: So we are just thralls now
Skrimskraw: ok hi rydr
Aayra: there are so many of you! :D
Aayra: Good evening Skrim, Mat, Ali, gen
Aayra: happy now? :D
*couple seconds of break*
Aayra: And Guras
GurasOguras: -.- You almost foget about me
Aayra: NEVER
Skrimskraw: guras has feelings
Alistair MacBain: yeah ... mention guras ... no problem if you forget skrim ... hes used to it ... but don't forget the poor guras


Goldenglade: ALLIEN TEACH ME THE SORCERY THAT KEEPS YOU HULL FROM BREAKING
Allien': buff hammer


*match with a lot of flamethrowers*
WhiterPaw: Oh for christ sake, stop being such ladies and use bullets instead of ovens.
Ightrril: Ovens are perfectly valid way to murder someone
WhitePaw: In your bathtub?

[sparklerfish]

"oops, I fell off the ship"

--me in any critical moment when falling off the ship is the absolute worst thing I could do

[B'Elanna]

*match with a lot of flamethrowers*
WhiterPaw: Oh for christ sake, stop being such ladies and use bullets instead of ovens.
Ightrril: Ovens are perfectly valid way to murder someone
WhitePaw: In your bathtub?

bake them! BAKE THEM WITH THE FIRES OF THE SACRET OVEN SO THAT THEY MAY HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF BIRTHDAYS.

[C. Darwin]

Ovens are also good for suiciding. Sylvia Plath, for example, bless her.

[James T. Kirk]

 Daisy Diana Dorothea Devore is another one. May she rest in peace.

[pandatopia]

Also hansel and gretle, and the witch from that.

[B'Elanna]

Also hansel and gretle, and the witch from that.

OH do not remind me of those SPOILED BRATS!

coming into the cute old woman's house. eating from her WALLS and emptying her pantry.

only to push her into the oven...

.shakeshead. unbelievable.

[pandatopia]

Also hansel and gretle, and the witch from that.

OH do not remind me of those SPOILED BRATS!

coming into the cute old woman's house. eating from her WALLS and emptying her pantry.

only to push her into the oven...

.shakeshead. unbelievable.

Okay but, if you build your house out of gingerbread and sprinkles, you really shouldn't expect people not to eat it.