Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[B'Elanna]

"Man the aft guns!"

-Annonomus

ég fæ á afturátt byssur!

[-Mad Maverick-]

it's not gay! it's just two grown men having a good night kiss... -me talking about something that happened with me and tropo

[B'Elanna]

it's not gay! it's just two grown men having a good night kiss... -me talking about something that happened with me and tropo

straight?
so is spaghetti.

(until you heat it up)

and also:

[Mattisamo]

"Man the aft guns!"

-Annonomus

It works on a Galleon, so.

[James T. Kirk]

"Man the aft guns!"

-Annonomus

It works on a Galleon, so.

Squids as well, but it's still fun to shout.

[-Rydr- ToraTsuki]

Competetive match... Chaotic version
"There they are!"
"Where?!"
"There!"
"Where is there?!"
"Over there!"


aaand
Zuka: My cat devolved into a crew of ships.

[Deltajugg]

"Oh my Gawsh, I'm so sorry!" - B'Elanna as a pilot, throughout the entire Labyrinth match.

[James T. Kirk]

Me: AND STAY OFF MY LAWN.

Pieman: I am your lawn.

MissKittyMuffins: When your lawn speaks to you, you know you have problems.

Pieman: FERTALIZE ME!

[Piemanlives]

Me: Somehow I can see that, even though I don't know what you look like, so I see a magnificent moustache in your place. And your wife is a top hat.

Caylin: ^ if only

Caylin: I wish I was a moustache :|

[Piemanlives]

Keyvias: this person has an issue with his game and I checked his DxDiag, this is what it reports
Operating System: Windows Vista? Home Premium

ToraTsuki: mmh

Piemanlives: Vista...

Keyvias: question marks don't belong there

Keyvias: apparently the computer is confused on it's os

[Richard LeMoon]

"Everyone go gunner. Lesmok, burst, greased, pipe wrench."

"Shouldn't at least one of us bring extinguisher?"

"You will let it burn out."

After the match:

"He said his only tool was moonshine, and if he yelled 'MOONSHINE!', we were to drop everything and run for the engines. He wasn't kidding."

[-Mad Maverick-]

Chauvinist Guy: really you're letting girls on your ship?

me: uh...

CG: and really you're going to have them engi for you?!

me: why wouldn't i?

CG: because girls can't fix things!

me: wait is that a stereotype? I hadn't heard that one before

CG: how many girls do you know who can change a tire?!

me: how many girls do you know?

[macmacnick]

Me: oh god the hull's down... fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck... Did i mention fuck?
Riggatto: I don't believe you did.
Bdrline: It doesn't matter... we're on a spire...


Later...
Riggatto gets a Loch kill.
Me in match chat: FIREWORKS.
me in crew chat: I get a sudden urge to sing Katy Perry's fireworks.

[BdrLineAzn]

Me: oh god the hull's down... fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck... Did i mention fuck?
Riggatto: I don't believe you did.
Bdrline: It doesn't matter... we're on a spire...


Later...
Riggatto gets a Loch kill.
Me in match chat: FIREWORKS.
me in crew chat: I get a sudden urge to sing Katy Perry's fireworks.

Ah I remember it just like it was yesterday lol

[Deltajugg]

me in crew chat: I get a sudden urge to sing Katy Perry's fireworks.

Reminds me of how I always used to say "We Katy Perry'd the crap outta you" whenever we got a kill on triple banshee mob/junker trollbuild (using only banshee of course).