Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[RethBurn]

We all knew this would happen with the voice command, I just hope that at some day it'll be used with respects to the captains ability. Gotta love when my level 2 and 3 quick-joining gunners tell me that there's an enemy ahead, in the 200m pass of Battle on the Dunes where I am kerosening to ram.

[Coldcurse]

wait... is there a voice command?

[Thomas]

"Wow, that is really nice flying. I'm surprised we haven't hit any-" *scraaaaaape*

".... Sorry, I jinxed it."

[Sylas Firehammer]

"Sammy, there's wreckage below the ship"

*cricket*

"Sammy wreckage"

*cricket*

"SAMMY THERES WRECKAGE WE'RE GOING TO HIT IT"

*velcros to wreckage*

[James T. Kirk]

This is a bit of a generalization of the conversation.

Me: I'm repairing the engines ARRRRRR!

Kirk: Get on the gun ARRRRR!!!

Me: Getting on gun ARRRRRR!!!!

Me:  Vessel spotted ARRRRRR!!!!

Kirk: ARRRRR!!!!!

Me: ARRRRRR!!!!!

B'Elanna: Umm... Arrr?

*Sometime later*

Me: My throat hurts, arrrrrr.....

Kirk: Me too, arrrrrr.....

Please note that we were imitating the quickchat.

Like pirates.

[Coldcurse]

Who said lochnagar flamethrower was a good idea?!

-Brick Hardcastle.

[GeoRmr]

Who said lochnagar flamethrower was a good idea?!

-Brick Hardcastle.

I always pre-load blender fish flamers with lochnagar, just in-case fellow crew manage to steal my kill.

[RethBurn]

Brick Hardcastle: "Oh wai- Da- I brought the wrong ship

RethBurn: "Brick. you're out of BFS."

*Everyone Chuckles*

Brick: "Wait, what?! You can't kick me! This isn't a democracy, this is a Bricktatorship!"

[Kitty.Hawk]

General chat was instructing newbies on how to play the game, when someone said:
 
*Someone*: "Just remember rule #1"
*Me and 3 other people*: "Rule #1, It is always Shink's fault."

[Syconawt]

Reth: Hang on a minute, if I'm Brick's girlfriend, but I'm also my girlfriend's boyfriend, does that mean I'm cheating on one of them?

Me: "Yes, you're cheating on both of them!"

Reth: "But I mean, like, I'm Brick's girlfriend, but I'm also my girlfriend's boyfriend, surely that doesn't count, right?"

Brick: "Well, that just makes you a transgender cheater then."

[HamsterIV]

No no no, we do this to you, you don't do this to us.

When a Galleon rammed our blender fish after we did two ram kills on it.

[Replaceable]

"Legend says that if you put your ear to the curb, you'll get hit by a taxi." - Jacob Fii

[Mod Josie]

"Legend says that if you put your ear to the curb, you'll get hit by a taxi." - Jacob Fii

Hoi now! I'd know that sentence if it slapped me in the face with a fish!
Perhaps one day I'll spread the story it is attached to amongst the community - until then, just ask to hear a ghost story ingame or on TS

[Dolphirus]

"Detonate the mine field"

"It'll kill us..."

"$^#& it."



AND NO ONE GOT A VICTORY SCREEN.

[macmacnick]

"I'm one of Guns of Icarus Online's biggest assholes, and yet i'm one of the nicest people as well... Life has a sense of humor." -JawJee