Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[C r o w]

I was captaining a ship
Crewman: CAH
Me:What?
Crewman:CAH!
Me: Oh, I get it. CAH
 
And then we kept CAHing for a minute or so at each other.
(To those who don't get it, he joked on the fact the I'm named Crow)

[Ightrril]

"I only have fun when I win. I made a clan entirely based on that sentence." -B'Elanna

[Aayra]

Dementio: Lu what is your MPP?
Lueosi: huh?
Dementio: Map Per Second. How many times do you look at the map per one second
Lueosi: ah...

[Dementio]

Dementio: Lu what is your MPP?

Dementio: Map Per Second.

Dementio: Who is Dementio

[Huskarr]

I was spire hunting with ser Steffen earlier today. we were on a squid, when Steffen said that he'd go full on tryhard now.

He then started whispering the orders to the crew while throwing in the occasional sneaky sneaky.

It wasn't a single quote, but the moment felt so hilarious to me I nearly fell of my chair.

[James T. Kirk]

"I only have fun when I win. I made a clan entirely based on that sentence." -B'Elanna

I'm sorry, who made the clan?

[Piemanlives]

That's a good question, wasn't it Cullen?

[Solidusbucket]

Skirmskraw: The Skyborne being piloted by Sundstrom. Who, this week, is not followed by a lot of other people called Sundstrom.
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Skirmskraw: Then we have the.. I'm... For some reason. Piloted by Solidusbucket.
****3 minutes later****
Fourthoracal: I'm taking quite a bit of hull. . damage. . . OH! I get it. I get it. I get it, Solidus.
Skirmskraw: Solidus, shame on you. Shame on you.
Fourthoracal: Took me a bit to clue into that

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Skirmskraw: The Squid being piloted by Solidusbucket. The Rear Real Wheel.
FourthOracal: The rear real wheel.
Skirmskraw: Youll get hit by karma, Solidus. I know it.
Fourthoracal: Maybe I should just call it The Dicks.

[MightyKeb]

Skirmskraw: The Squid being piloted by Solidusbucket. The Rear Real Wheel.
FourthOracal: The rear real wheel.
Skirmskraw: Youll get hit by karma, Solidus. I know it.
Fourthoracal: Maybe I should just call it The Dicks.

https://youtu.be/PKBd5PX0V2o?t=778 (spoiler alert)

[Solidusbucket]

I was trying to go through a gap and disengage. I wanted to circle back around to pick up fancy. Although it is not beyond me to chute vent ram. If his armor was down i probably would  have, intentionally.

[MightyKeb]

I was trying to go through a gap and disengage. I wanted to circle back around to pick up fancy. Although it is not beyond me to chute vent ram. If his armor was down i probably would  have, intentionally.

except youre supposed to always hydro ram/ram with balloon lol

[Kamoba]

I was trying to go through a gap and disengage. I wanted to circle back around to pick up fancy. Although it is not beyond me to chute vent ram. If his armor was down i probably would  have, intentionally.

except youre supposed to always hydro ram/ram with balloon lol

Unless you're goomba stomping a Spire with a Pyramidion...  Or just goomba stomping in general, because goomba stomps are the next best thing to Mines.

[GurasOguras]

All hail Junker goombas!

[Aayra]

GeoRmr: I´m babysitting my dog
ToraTsuki: I´m babysitting Daniel
Dmitrij K. Rozhkov: aren´t we all


Skybox: how about you take metamidion and I will take mercury spire
Areus: No I would rather slam my dick in a car door

[Solidusbucket]

Honorable mention of Glorious Leader: Dimitrij K. Rozhkov