Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[Helmic]

"GET BACK ON THAT FRONT GUN, OR NO SHORE LEAVE FOR YOU"

See, I'm not the only one that verbally abuses you, Babee Teeeth.

[Babee Teeeth]

"GET BACK ON THAT FRONT GUN, OR NO SHORE LEAVE FOR YOU"

See, I'm not the only one that verbally abuses you, Babee Teeeth.

Actually, you are the only one who verbally abuses me. I said that to a gunner of mine the other day.

[Helmic]

That's a relief, I would've gotten jealous otherwise.

[MasX]

Yesterday at cog right as Roy ship was about to go down for the second time
We rush in to save Roy and someone randomly yells out
'Here comes the F***ing Calvaryyyy'   I started crying

[Connor Mc.]

"Captain we've lost all our engines and our hull armor is gone!"

"WELL TOUGH TITS I GUESS WE'RE GONNA DIE"

god that was a funny match

[Keon]

"I HAVE NO REGRETS!"

Repeatedly, until we finally died. And then "I HAVE ONE REGRET!"

[Papa Paradox]

"That Galleon is back there, doing three-fifths of fuck all." - Meriwether

[Shukketsushi]

"Bouncing on the hull... Ain't nobody got time for that"

[Swallox]

Yesterday's stream.

Qwerty: No, nononono. Different professor. He sent me a 'sourcehefound' for my thesis.

Swallow: ...A Saucy Fan?

The resulting giggling from Qwerty was this weeks highlight

[N-Sunderland]

Yesterday's stream.

Qwerty: No, nononono. Different professor. He sent me a 'sourcehefound' for my thesis.

Swallow: ...A Saucy Fan?

The resulting giggling from Qwerty was this weeks highlight

Ah yes, that was rather hilarious.

[N-Sunderland]

"Dying is a quicker way to travel than flying"

-Pinkamena Diane Pie

[Charon]

Satchmo quotes here:

"The Ophelia will be feared throughout the known galaxy...of Icarus"
"Make it rain, Mr. Charon"
"The gun is like your paintbrush and I do like your art"

This guy was hilarious to hear, even when he was being dead serious, because he sounds more like Patrick Stewart than Patrick Stewart does.

[Coldcurse]

dont drop the spanner!

[N-Sunderland]

"You haven't lived until you've played a harpoon Squid match"

-Lehran

[N-Sunderland]

"And homework? It's called homework, but they expect you to do it in class. Fuck school."

-hizumi