Glorious Quotes from Guns of Icarus Online

[SaintR.L.]

Recently in a Lobbies of Icarus playthrough:

[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: hey dutchie
[Duck] ~me~:my little dutchie?
[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: MY little dutchie

[Dutch Vanya]

I didn't get why it was funny then, and i don't now.

[pandatopia]

Recently in a Lobbies of Icarus playthrough:

[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: hey dutchie
[Duck] ~me~:my little dutchie?
[Cake] TyberiusTheThird: MY little dutchie

pass the dutchie on the left hand side?

[James T. Kirk]

Melon: Is Muse Working on Skynet?
-Muse- Jacob: I am Skynet.

[Aayra]

Dementio: long range squid op
Dementio: people laughed at me
Dementio: THEY DID


Skrimskraw: every time I see hiller, I always read it as hitler
FredTheFifth: so accurate
Allien: HITLERTON
FredTheFifth: a ton of hitlers


Extirminator: did Daniel send you a picture of my nipples yet?


Extirminator: lol they put me on hwacha, good game


FredTheFifth: oh, are gwth finding subs for SCS?
Almanium: yop, they´ve gone really low cuz they asked me


Deltajugg: what is love?
Aayra: Delta don´t hurt me
Extirminator: don´t hurt me
Deltajugg: no more
FredTheFifth: blocked


Lueosi: hi skrim
FredTheFifth: change it to skyrim
Skrimskraw: I hate that game
FredTheFifth: I love it
FredTheFifth: blocked
Skrimskraw: get better games


Dementio: if you give me a minute, I will be back in a minute


Aayra: ooooh greased flamer....
FredTheFifth: hmmm standard mortar....


*hephaestus semifinals, 2 seconds in match*
Deltajugg: I need to pee...but... I don´t need to pee....
Aayra: it´s called stress
Deltajugg: actually I have to poo....but...not enough.

[Deltajugg]

*hephaestus semifinals, 2 seconds in match*
Deltajugg: I need to go to toilet...but at the same time I don't need to go to toilet....
Aayra: it´s called stress
Deltajugg: it's not stress, I just need to poo, but...not enough...

Fixed

Also when you asked me about whether you can put the quote of the forums I thought you meant the one with the finger mashing, I didn't know you meant this one



Also this:

RunningTree:target spire
Kruegerz:I don't like spires
Kruegerz:I'm on ramming probation
FredtheFifth:Good
FredtheFifth:when people ram me
FredtheFifth:people die
RunningTree:noone dies in Goi . we "faint". like pokemon

[RethBurn]

[TBB Setting up a DnD campaign and being introduced to world]

Halogamb: "And finally, Skin-flute is not an instrument, any other questions?"

Me: "Can I use my Oral skills as a musician t-"

Halogamb: "No"

[obliviondoll]

So with the news that the new patch updated the tutorials, I decided to give them a look, and was reminded of one of my favourite tutorial quotes I've ever seen in a game.

"Crashing is bad"

Yes, Muse. Yes it is.

Thanks to whoever wrote those glorious words of wisdom! True genius...

[Lenin's Ghost]

So with the news that the new patch updated the tutorials, I decided to give them a look, and was reminded of one of my favourite tutorial quotes I've ever seen in a game.

"Crashing is bad"

Yes, Muse. Yes it is.

Thanks to whoever wrote those glorious words of wisdom! True genius...

Knowing is half the battle! The other half then, I guess, is "not crashing".

Thanks for the comment!

[HamsterIV]

Knowing is half the battle, the rest involves a lot of running, shooting and screaming.

[SaintR.L.]

Knowing is half the battle, the rest involves a lot of running, shooting and screaming.

It's not just screaming sometimes... The fear is real!

[Richard LeMoon]

"Brawling Lumberfish OP."

[Spud Nick]

"What is Fozzie the Bears favorite weapon in Guns of Icarus? Hwacha Hwacha Hwacha!"

-Spaklerfish

[SilverAlchemic]

"Andrew Lumberjackson"

The title of one of LazyPanda's ships

[Piemanlives]

Bubbles: "IN THIS SKYPE CALL WE ARE NOT DEVS BUT TOURNAMENT PLAYERS!"

Crew Member: "You and Keyvias just spent the last 5 minutes talking about the next round of patch testing."