Red Button Consequences

[Koali]

Loosing all his Kirby powers, Koali launches every projectile imaginable while simultaneously taking on the properties of stone, metal, and water, while also inhaling a Hypernova.

Needless to say, the world takes considerable damage.

Also the True Button is inhaled.

[ShadedExalt]

As it's inhaled, a piece of rock smashes it, reverting the world to it's (relatively) pristine state.

[DJ Calvary]

DJ Calvary pushes the button with a nerfed flame squid

[Carn]

The squid burst into flames, incinerating the crew. Carn caresses the button, pushing gently

[Koali]

Ingur appears behind Carn and gives him a look that says "Why the hell are you caressing a button?"

[Carn]

"Your not even canon in this story!" sits on koali's face/the button

[Koali]

You cannot beat Anglean badassery. Ingur can be canon wherever she pleases.

Also, get off of my face.

Carn's button press summons Major Gunhild, who looks rather irked at being teleported away from her duties.

[Carn]

Hey, I got intellectual property on these guys, I say when they are canon and when they aren't. Your the one who choose to make Nestor, you get to summon him.

Carn settles down into Koali's face, as the false images fade

[Koali]

Nestor falls from the sky, with a new armor suit. (Think Iron Man's Hulkbuster, or Ghor from Metroid Prime 3)

Get off my face before he rips yours off.

[Carn]

Major, you want to take this? Gunhild jumps and eats Nestor's armor, stripping him to his basic form.

But your face is so comfortable, ah well

[Koali]

You can sit on me, that's fine, just not on my face. I can't see through your butt.

Nestor offers everyone whisky.

I press the button.

[Carn]

The armor that Gunhild ate, is now on her. So now we have Gunhild in high tech battle armor..................

[ShadedExalt]

Koali's button press causes the half digested armour to fall to pieces, clattering at Major Gunhild's feet.

[Koali]

Nestor nudges Carn to make him get off of my face.

[Carn]

ah fine,    Carn pokes Koali's face aka the red button